Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President.
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@MissConstrue
Sugestion for an alternate slogan
" I don't care how cold it is outside, open the fucking window, its hot AF in here"@Asbestos Now close it! Do I look like I’m made of money?
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@SueDiOh First executive order, removing cannabis from the Scheduled List. 2nd? Someone find me a glass of water…cottonmouth.
@MissConstrue Lol. And some cookies!
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@MissConstrue Lol. And some cookies!
@SueDiOh Cool ranch Doritos and cartoons!
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@SueDiOh Cool ranch Doritos and cartoons!
@MissConstrue I watched Bugs Bunny just the other day...
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Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. And my VP and all my cabinet will also be menopausal women. Cranky, put upon, tired of people's shit, just freaking done performing niceness, menopausal women.
And our campaign slogan will be "Just get out of the damn way so we can fix it" and our logo will be an exasperated eye roll. (tagline: I can see you.)
Our campaign will basically be the New Deal, only Newer. And with Tribunals. There must be a reckoning.
Sure, there will be a messy transition as we drag the reprobates to their timeout corners, but these things happen. That's why stain blocking paint was invented.
Vote MissConstrue's Cantankerous Coven: Let's Give Matriarchy a Try
(this is really good indica)
Fuck yes do it you have my pissed off fag vote.
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@JetForMe My whole life we've let ne'erdowells escape unscathed, when it comes to political personalities.
Na. I'm done with "bipartisan bygones". There must be a reckoning. My favorite meme, re the current administration:
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Fuck yes do it you have my pissed off fag vote.
@tomjennings Those are my favorite votes! Well....second favorite. Favorite has to be drag queens though, cause they're bedazzled. You have to give points for commitment to sparkle motion.
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@tomjennings Those are my favorite votes! Well....second favorite. Favorite has to be drag queens though, cause they're bedazzled. You have to give points for commitment to sparkle motion.
I would be honored to be 2nd place to a drag queen.
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I would be honored to be 2nd place to a drag queen.
@tomjennings So say we all!
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Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. And my VP and all my cabinet will also be menopausal women. Cranky, put upon, tired of people's shit, just freaking done performing niceness, menopausal women.
And our campaign slogan will be "Just get out of the damn way so we can fix it" and our logo will be an exasperated eye roll. (tagline: I can see you.)
Our campaign will basically be the New Deal, only Newer. And with Tribunals. There must be a reckoning.
Sure, there will be a messy transition as we drag the reprobates to their timeout corners, but these things happen. That's why stain blocking paint was invented.
Vote MissConstrue's Cantankerous Coven: Let's Give Matriarchy a Try
(this is really good indica)
@MissConstrue
I’m in! Can we be like these ladies? https://youtu.be/9_OIs49m56E?si=owiHoAfTS7uvX9C8 -
Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. And my VP and all my cabinet will also be menopausal women. Cranky, put upon, tired of people's shit, just freaking done performing niceness, menopausal women.
And our campaign slogan will be "Just get out of the damn way so we can fix it" and our logo will be an exasperated eye roll. (tagline: I can see you.)
Our campaign will basically be the New Deal, only Newer. And with Tribunals. There must be a reckoning.
Sure, there will be a messy transition as we drag the reprobates to their timeout corners, but these things happen. That's why stain blocking paint was invented.
Vote MissConstrue's Cantankerous Coven: Let's Give Matriarchy a Try
(this is really good indica)
I'd happily serve in your administration if requested and after legislative review.
My first order of business would be to ensure that RFKjr spends his remaining years ridiculed and reviled and also required to defend every action he took in office to the international court. Also on day one you'd have an order on your desk reinstating USAID and physically relocating every person involved in its defunding to one of our African partner nations to answer for their crimes against humanity and crimes against the public health.
I'm more than happy to handle that for you or assist anyone who you assign to do that since I'm an old white guy.
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@Asbestos Now close it! Do I look like I’m made of money?
@MissConstrue
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Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. And my VP and all my cabinet will also be menopausal women. Cranky, put upon, tired of people's shit, just freaking done performing niceness, menopausal women.
And our campaign slogan will be "Just get out of the damn way so we can fix it" and our logo will be an exasperated eye roll. (tagline: I can see you.)
Our campaign will basically be the New Deal, only Newer. And with Tribunals. There must be a reckoning.
Sure, there will be a messy transition as we drag the reprobates to their timeout corners, but these things happen. That's why stain blocking paint was invented.
Vote MissConstrue's Cantankerous Coven: Let's Give Matriarchy a Try
(this is really good indica)
@MissConstrue SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
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@tomjennings Those are my favorite votes! Well....second favorite. Favorite has to be drag queens though, cause they're bedazzled. You have to give points for commitment to sparkle motion.
@MissConstrue I've just assumed that an administration of menopausal women will hire drag queens for many senior positions.
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@MissConstrue My usual response to immediate presidential runs by outsiders is that they are always vanity projects and to be serious any new party needs to build support at the local level first and run people for school boards and county clerks and stuff. But given the present emergency, and in the case of the Menopausal Women’s Party, although I don’t qualify for holding office, I am prepared to go door-to-door for this campaign
@tym I work in govt offices a lot, and all the competent ones are run by women like this. I'm 100% on board.
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@MissConstrue
I’m in! Can we be like these ladies? https://youtu.be/9_OIs49m56E?si=owiHoAfTS7uvX9C8@Pinchy63 It’s been my goal since I was a child and saw this sketch.
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I'd happily serve in your administration if requested and after legislative review.
My first order of business would be to ensure that RFKjr spends his remaining years ridiculed and reviled and also required to defend every action he took in office to the international court. Also on day one you'd have an order on your desk reinstating USAID and physically relocating every person involved in its defunding to one of our African partner nations to answer for their crimes against humanity and crimes against the public health.
I'm more than happy to handle that for you or assist anyone who you assign to do that since I'm an old white guy.
@mycotropic Yeah, USAID would be day 1. And UN fees. And WHO. And someone has to be appointed as Official Apologist. Just constantly repeating, We are so sorry. We’re trying to fix it. Really, our bad. Sorry.
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@Pinchy63 It’s been my goal since I was a child and saw this sketch.
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