Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President.
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@MissConstrue Vote Menoparty!
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Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. And my VP and all my cabinet will also be menopausal women. Cranky, put upon, tired of people's shit, just freaking done performing niceness, menopausal women.
And our campaign slogan will be "Just get out of the damn way so we can fix it" and our logo will be an exasperated eye roll. (tagline: I can see you.)
Our campaign will basically be the New Deal, only Newer. And with Tribunals. There must be a reckoning.
Sure, there will be a messy transition as we drag the reprobates to their timeout corners, but these things happen. That's why stain blocking paint was invented.
Vote MissConstrue's Cantankerous Coven: Let's Give Matriarchy a Try
(this is really good indica)
Honestly, at this point I'll vote for *any* Dem who promises tribunals and to attempt convictions for as many Trump thugs as possible.
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@djstreethawk I don’t know how to legislate this, and I’d need a real economist to give me actual numbers, but I think there is a scale at which executive pay is so out of touch with worker pay that it should be illegal.
Among the 100 largest publicly traded low-wage employers (retail, food service, etc.), the average CEO-to-worker ratio was 632:1 in 2024. In this group, average CEO pay was $17.2 million, while the typical worker earned only $35,570.
According to the Economic Policy Institute, the ratio for top firms has grown from 21:1 in 1965 to 281:1 in 2024.
That’s obscene and shouldn’t be legal.
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@MissConstrue You probably know about Frances Perkins, and how the original new deal was, in fact, engineered by a her. But it's worth repeating.
Throughline: Frances Perkins Goes To Washington
Episode webpage: https://www.npr.org/2026/05/19/nx-s1-5826026/frances-perkins-goes-to-washington
@gabriel I did not! Thank you!
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@MissConstrue yo, don't bogart
@wyatt_h_knott sorry, puff puff pass.
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Honestly, at this point I'll vote for *any* Dem who promises tribunals and to attempt convictions for as many Trump thugs as possible.
@weekend_editor Right!?!
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They never warned us about this. They should have warned us. I’m warning 30 something’s, like the Johnny Appleseed of menopause.
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@MissConstrue can‘t get worse… do you already have someone in mind for the Secretary of Side Eye?
@carl yes, yes I do.
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@MissConstrue I love it! If I join your cabinet, can I get some of whatever you're smoking?
️@SueDiOh First executive order, removing cannabis from the Scheduled List. 2nd? Someone find me a glass of water…cottonmouth.
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@MissConstrue
Sugestion for an alternate slogan
" I don't care how cold it is outside, open the fucking window, its hot AF in here"@Asbestos Now close it! Do I look like I’m made of money?
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@SueDiOh First executive order, removing cannabis from the Scheduled List. 2nd? Someone find me a glass of water…cottonmouth.
@MissConstrue Lol. And some cookies!
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@MissConstrue Lol. And some cookies!
@SueDiOh Cool ranch Doritos and cartoons!
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@SueDiOh Cool ranch Doritos and cartoons!
@MissConstrue I watched Bugs Bunny just the other day...
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Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. And my VP and all my cabinet will also be menopausal women. Cranky, put upon, tired of people's shit, just freaking done performing niceness, menopausal women.
And our campaign slogan will be "Just get out of the damn way so we can fix it" and our logo will be an exasperated eye roll. (tagline: I can see you.)
Our campaign will basically be the New Deal, only Newer. And with Tribunals. There must be a reckoning.
Sure, there will be a messy transition as we drag the reprobates to their timeout corners, but these things happen. That's why stain blocking paint was invented.
Vote MissConstrue's Cantankerous Coven: Let's Give Matriarchy a Try
(this is really good indica)
Fuck yes do it you have my pissed off fag vote.
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@JetForMe My whole life we've let ne'erdowells escape unscathed, when it comes to political personalities.
Na. I'm done with "bipartisan bygones". There must be a reckoning. My favorite meme, re the current administration:
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Fuck yes do it you have my pissed off fag vote.
@tomjennings Those are my favorite votes! Well....second favorite. Favorite has to be drag queens though, cause they're bedazzled. You have to give points for commitment to sparkle motion.
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@tomjennings Those are my favorite votes! Well....second favorite. Favorite has to be drag queens though, cause they're bedazzled. You have to give points for commitment to sparkle motion.
I would be honored to be 2nd place to a drag queen.
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I would be honored to be 2nd place to a drag queen.
@tomjennings So say we all!
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Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. And my VP and all my cabinet will also be menopausal women. Cranky, put upon, tired of people's shit, just freaking done performing niceness, menopausal women.
And our campaign slogan will be "Just get out of the damn way so we can fix it" and our logo will be an exasperated eye roll. (tagline: I can see you.)
Our campaign will basically be the New Deal, only Newer. And with Tribunals. There must be a reckoning.
Sure, there will be a messy transition as we drag the reprobates to their timeout corners, but these things happen. That's why stain blocking paint was invented.
Vote MissConstrue's Cantankerous Coven: Let's Give Matriarchy a Try
(this is really good indica)
@MissConstrue
I’m in! Can we be like these ladies? https://youtu.be/9_OIs49m56E?si=owiHoAfTS7uvX9C8 -
Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. And my VP and all my cabinet will also be menopausal women. Cranky, put upon, tired of people's shit, just freaking done performing niceness, menopausal women.
And our campaign slogan will be "Just get out of the damn way so we can fix it" and our logo will be an exasperated eye roll. (tagline: I can see you.)
Our campaign will basically be the New Deal, only Newer. And with Tribunals. There must be a reckoning.
Sure, there will be a messy transition as we drag the reprobates to their timeout corners, but these things happen. That's why stain blocking paint was invented.
Vote MissConstrue's Cantankerous Coven: Let's Give Matriarchy a Try
(this is really good indica)
I'd happily serve in your administration if requested and after legislative review.
My first order of business would be to ensure that RFKjr spends his remaining years ridiculed and reviled and also required to defend every action he took in office to the international court. Also on day one you'd have an order on your desk reinstating USAID and physically relocating every person involved in its defunding to one of our African partner nations to answer for their crimes against humanity and crimes against the public health.
I'm more than happy to handle that for you or assist anyone who you assign to do that since I'm an old white guy.
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