<![CDATA[Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President.]]>Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. And my VP and all my cabinet will also be menopausal women. Cranky, put upon, tired of people's shit, just freaking done performing niceness, menopausal women.

And our campaign slogan will be "Just get out of the damn way so we can fix it" and our logo will be an exasperated eye roll. (tagline: I can see you.)

Our campaign will basically be the New Deal, only Newer. And with Tribunals. There must be a reckoning.

Sure, there will be a messy transition as we drag the reprobates to their timeout corners, but these things happen. That's why stain blocking paint was invented.

Vote MissConstrue's Cantankerous Coven: Let's Give Matriarchy a Try

(this is really good indica)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/648e9fa8-ecdb-4315-b214-3562f54cadaa/ok-maybe-this-is-the-indica-talking-but...-i-should-run-for-us-president.RSS for NodeSat, 06 Jun 2026 06:20:45 GMTTue, 02 Jun 2026 05:19:13 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 18:36:39 GMT]]>@MissConstrue
Me too!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ottawa.place/users/Pinchy63/statuses/116687621324162337https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ottawa.place/users/Pinchy63/statuses/116687621324162337Wed, 03 Jun 2026 18:36:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 18:16:26 GMT]]>@mycotropic Yeah, USAID would be day 1. And UN fees. And WHO. And someone has to be appointed as Official Apologist. Just constantly repeating, We are so sorry. We’re trying to fix it. Really, our bad. Sorry.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116687541818990010https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116687541818990010Wed, 03 Jun 2026 18:16:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 18:14:20 GMT]]>@Pinchy63 It’s been my goal since I was a child and saw this sketch. 🤘🥳🎉🤣

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116687533536822492https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116687533536822492Wed, 03 Jun 2026 18:14:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 16:36:48 GMT]]>@tym I work in govt offices a lot, and all the competent ones are run by women like this. I'm 100% on board.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wesdym/statuses/116687150041306050https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wesdym/statuses/116687150041306050Wed, 03 Jun 2026 16:36:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 16:22:11 GMT]]>@MissConstrue I've just assumed that an administration of menopausal women will hire drag queens for many senior positions.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wesdym/statuses/116687092518458767https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wesdym/statuses/116687092518458767Wed, 03 Jun 2026 16:22:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 16:16:48 GMT]]>@MissConstrue SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wesdym/statuses/116687071357219079https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wesdym/statuses/116687071357219079Wed, 03 Jun 2026 16:16:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:45:57 GMT]]>@MissConstrue
My wife has all the windows open all the time. She's always hot now.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://pnw.zone/users/Asbestos/statuses/116686478195639998https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://pnw.zone/users/Asbestos/statuses/116686478195639998Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:45:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:11:45 GMT]]>@MissConstrue

I'd happily serve in your administration if requested and after legislative review.

My first order of business would be to ensure that RFKjr spends his remaining years ridiculed and reviled and also required to defend every action he took in office to the international court. Also on day one you'd have an order on your desk reinstating USAID and physically relocating every person involved in its defunding to one of our African partner nations to answer for their crimes against humanity and crimes against the public health.

I'm more than happy to handle that for you or assist anyone who you assign to do that since I'm an old white guy.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/mycotropic/statuses/116686343749932264https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/mycotropic/statuses/116686343749932264Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:11:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:02:42 GMT]]>@MissConstrue
I’m in! Can we be like these ladies? https://youtu.be/9_OIs49m56E?si=owiHoAfTS7uvX9C8

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ottawa.place/users/Pinchy63/statuses/116686308146641081https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ottawa.place/users/Pinchy63/statuses/116686308146641081Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:02:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 01:01:02 GMT]]>@tomjennings So say we all!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116683470460524805https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116683470460524805Wed, 03 Jun 2026 01:01:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:34:10 GMT]]>@MissConstrue

I would be honored to be 2nd place to a drag queen.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tldr.nettime.org/users/tomjennings/statuses/116683364791673787https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tldr.nettime.org/users/tomjennings/statuses/116683364791673787Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:34:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:13:47 GMT]]>@tomjennings Those are my favorite votes! Well....second favorite. Favorite has to be drag queens though, cause they're bedazzled. You have to give points for commitment to sparkle motion. 😉

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116683048702454775https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116683048702454775Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:13:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:09:40 GMT]]>@JetForMe My whole life we've let ne'erdowells escape unscathed, when it comes to political personalities.

Na. I'm done with "bipartisan bygones". There must be a reckoning. My favorite meme, re the current administration:

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116683032511780111https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116683032511780111Tue, 02 Jun 2026 23:09:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:44:11 GMT]]>@MissConstrue

Fuck yes do it you have my pissed off fag vote.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tldr.nettime.org/users/tomjennings/statuses/116682932349545305https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tldr.nettime.org/users/tomjennings/statuses/116682932349545305Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:44:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 20:19:17 GMT]]>@MissConstrue I watched Bugs Bunny just the other day...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SueDiOh/statuses/116682362567110892https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SueDiOh/statuses/116682362567110892Tue, 02 Jun 2026 20:19:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:18:59 GMT]]>@SueDiOh Cool ranch Doritos and cartoons!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682125416146693https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682125416146693Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:18:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:16:35 GMT]]>@MissConstrue Lol. And some cookies!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SueDiOh/statuses/116682115986346603https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SueDiOh/statuses/116682115986346603Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:16:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:15:57 GMT]]>@Asbestos Now close it! Do I look like I’m made of money?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682113501144695https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682113501144695Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:15:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:15:28 GMT]]>@SueDiOh First executive order, removing cannabis from the Scheduled List. 2nd? Someone find me a glass of water…cottonmouth. 🤣

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682111620894859https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682111620894859Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:15:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:13:09 GMT]]>@carl yes, yes I do.

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682102512368732https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682102512368732Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:13:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:06:05 GMT]]>@HollieK72 @amokura

They never warned us about this. They should have warned us. I’m warning 30 something’s, like the Johnny Appleseed of menopause. 🤣

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682074700435896https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682074700435896Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:06:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:03:53 GMT]]>@weekend_editor Right!?!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682066066008792https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682066066008792Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:03:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:03:26 GMT]]>@wyatt_h_knott sorry, puff puff pass. 😂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682064294499381https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682064294499381Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:03:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ok, maybe this is the indica talking, but... I should run for US President. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:01:30 GMT]]>@gabriel I did not! Thank you!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682056727221894https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116682056727221894Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:01:30 GMT