Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil Every pencil box must include age verification!
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil next they'll be coming for our spirit gum!
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil I wonder if a haircut imitating male pattern balding will become big with the youth. Can't wait to see 11 year olds with bald patches, pipes and flat caps.
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil From 2028 all new barns will have a unique Q-Code tattooed on their neck and will scan it on whatever device they are using to verify their age and social status rating before being allowed access. From 2029 the ‘feature’ will be made available for the rest of us and from 2032, no Q-Code, no access.
For the avoidance of doubt, </s> -
Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil Oh please don't give them ideas
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil mustache and beards now to be taxed....in order pay for mustache and beard verification. Small print:
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil but you have to "look" 25
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@neil How are they going to check that?
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil That will greatly revitalise the economy of the Black Country with coal smuggling, at least.
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@neil Every pencil box must include age verification!
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil We have a surplus of clown noses
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil I love the comments
thanks for a good laugh! 
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil please don’t give them any more ideas
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
A little fun fur and some double-sided tape should do the trick.
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