Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil Oh please don't give them ideas
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil mustache and beards now to be taxed....in order pay for mustache and beard verification. Small print:
"Reverends exempt" -
Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil but you have to "look" 25
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@neil How are they going to check that?
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil That will greatly revitalise the economy of the Black Country with coal smuggling, at least.
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@neil Every pencil box must include age verification!
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil We have a surplus of clown noses
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil I love the comments
thanks for a good laugh! 
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
@neil please don’t give them any more ideas
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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
A little fun fur and some double-sided tape should do the trick.
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