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Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.

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  • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

    Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.

    themightygit@mstdn.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
    themightygit@mstdn.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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    #15

    @neil I wonder if a haircut imitating male pattern balding will become big with the youth. Can't wait to see 11 year olds with bald patches, pipes and flat caps.

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    • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

      Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.

      spanghero@ioc.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
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      #16

      @neil From 2028 all new barns will have a unique Q-Code tattooed on their neck and will scan it on whatever device they are using to verify their age and social status rating before being allowed access. From 2029 the ‘feature’ will be made available for the rest of us and from 2032, no Q-Code, no access.
      For the avoidance of doubt, </s>

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      • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

        Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.

        elearningtechie@mas.toE This user is from outside of this forum
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        @neil Oh please don't give them ideas 😩

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        • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

          Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.

          8tpercent@fosstodon.org8 This user is from outside of this forum
          8tpercent@fosstodon.org8 This user is from outside of this forum
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          #18

          @neil mustache and beards now to be taxed....in order pay for mustache and beard verification. Small print:
          "Reverends exempt"

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          • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

            Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.

            whimsy@chitter.xyzW This user is from outside of this forum
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            @neil but you have to "look" 25

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            • fschaap@mastodon.socialF fschaap@mastodon.social

              @neil How are they going to check that?

              ehproque@neopaquita.esE This user is from outside of this forum
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              @fschaap @neil they'll check your moustache, obviously

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              • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.

                illuminatus@mstdn.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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                #21

                @neil That will greatly revitalise the economy of the Black Country with coal smuggling, at least.

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                • riley@toot.catR riley@toot.cat

                  @neil Every pencil box must include age verification!

                  ehproque@neopaquita.esE This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #22

                  @riley @neil meta is in full support of this measure

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                  • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                    Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.

                    coleenwalter@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #23

                    @neil We have a surplus of clown noses

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                    • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                      Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.

                      connynasch@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #24

                      @neil I love the comments 😁 thanks for a good laugh! 😂

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                      • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                        Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.

                        ciela@mastodon.ieC This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #25

                        @neil please don’t give them any more ideas

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                        • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                          Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.

                          hamishb@mstdn.caH This user is from outside of this forum
                          hamishb@mstdn.caH This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #26

                          A little fun fur and some double-sided tape should do the trick.

                          @neil

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