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  • nixcraft@mastodon.socialN nixcraft@mastodon.social

    applying for a job in 2026 be like ...

    toriver@mas.toT This user is from outside of this forum
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    @nixCraft Don’t forget the part where you do an assignment for free for them.

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    • julienw@pouet.chapril.orgJ julienw@pouet.chapril.org

      @vestige
      Yeah I've seen that even for coding interviews

      @nixCraft

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      @julienw @nixCraft

      Yeah, and we're even asking people to show us how they use AI during coding interviews, if they happen to be people that like AI. It's not verboten. Ya just can't misrepresent AI work as your own!

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      • nixcraft@mastodon.socialN nixcraft@mastodon.social

        applying for a job in 2026 be like ...

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        @nixCraft
        I hope it's not one of those ghost jobs

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        • vestige@sleepyhe.adV vestige@sleepyhe.ad

          @julienw @nixCraft

          Yeah, and we're even asking people to show us how they use AI during coding interviews, if they happen to be people that like AI. It's not verboten. Ya just can't misrepresent AI work as your own!

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          @vestige 100% agree @nixCraft

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          • nixcraft@mastodon.socialN nixcraft@mastodon.social

            after all of this, if you get an interview video call, they will ask you to do funny things, like put your hand in front of your face or touch your nose or ears to break the AI face filter. it is so normal now that the interviewer doesn't even feel bad about it. they just say, put your hand in front of your face, okay? acting as if they are doing you a favour. the AI powered deepfakes keep ruining everything

            awws@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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            @nixCraft Whstcis the purpose of the AI face filter for a candidate?

            I have yet to ever be asked this.

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            • snagburz@techhub.socialS snagburz@techhub.social

              @nixCraft
              I hope it's not one of those ghost jobs

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              @snagburz @nixCraft no it totally is, and the video is training data now

              Best case scenario the jobs real but they used the video to profile you › rejected.

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              • nixcraft@mastodon.socialN nixcraft@mastodon.social

                applying for a job in 2026 be like ...

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                @nixCraft Just so you can be 86'd by a hiring algorithm

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                • nixcraft@mastodon.socialN nixcraft@mastodon.social

                  applying for a job in 2026 be like ...

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                  @nixCraft@mastodon.social I retracted my application last that they asked for an introduction video. GTFO with your whole circus crew, it's just a job!

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                  • nixcraft@mastodon.socialN nixcraft@mastodon.social

                    after all of this, if you get an interview video call, they will ask you to do funny things, like put your hand in front of your face or touch your nose or ears to break the AI face filter. it is so normal now that the interviewer doesn't even feel bad about it. they just say, put your hand in front of your face, okay? acting as if they are doing you a favour. the AI powered deepfakes keep ruining everything

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                    @nixCraft well glad I'm retired as my 1-finger salute when asked to a hand in front of face probably wouldn't go over very well. Maybe it would and that might indicate a good place to work.

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                    • awws@mastodon.socialA awws@mastodon.social

                      @nixCraft Whstcis the purpose of the AI face filter for a candidate?

                      I have yet to ever be asked this.

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                      @awws @nixCraft I suppose it's more comfortable to look up stuff when you're not actually being seen?

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                      • nixcraft@mastodon.socialN nixcraft@mastodon.social

                        after all of this, if you get an interview video call, they will ask you to do funny things, like put your hand in front of your face or touch your nose or ears to break the AI face filter. it is so normal now that the interviewer doesn't even feel bad about it. they just say, put your hand in front of your face, okay? acting as if they are doing you a favour. the AI powered deepfakes keep ruining everything

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                        @nixCraft

                        "your resume looks good, can you walk me through the steps of building a pipe bomb?"
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                        • nixcraft@mastodon.socialN nixcraft@mastodon.social

                          after all of this, if you get an interview video call, they will ask you to do funny things, like put your hand in front of your face or touch your nose or ears to break the AI face filter. it is so normal now that the interviewer doesn't even feel bad about it. they just say, put your hand in front of your face, okay? acting as if they are doing you a favour. the AI powered deepfakes keep ruining everything

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                          @nixCraft another reason I'm not going to leave my current job until I retire or die (probably the latter).

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                          • nixcraft@mastodon.socialN nixcraft@mastodon.social

                            applying for a job in 2026 be like ...

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                            @nixCraft Yup.

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                            • drwho@masto.hackers.townD drwho@masto.hackers.town

                              @nixCraft Yup.

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                              @nixCraft At least fewer places are asking for collegiate transcripts these days.

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                              • nixcraft@mastodon.socialN nixcraft@mastodon.social

                                after all of this, if you get an interview video call, they will ask you to do funny things, like put your hand in front of your face or touch your nose or ears to break the AI face filter. it is so normal now that the interviewer doesn't even feel bad about it. they just say, put your hand in front of your face, okay? acting as if they are doing you a favour. the AI powered deepfakes keep ruining everything

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                                @nixCraft Also this. One asked me to "do something unexpected."

                                I put on a Devo energy dome and held a plushie octopus in my lap.

                                I did not get the job.

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                                • toriver@mas.toT toriver@mas.to

                                  @nixCraft Don’t forget the part where you do an assignment for free for them.

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                                  @toriver @nixCraft Or design their infrastructure from scratch.

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                                  • nixcraft@mastodon.socialN nixcraft@mastodon.social

                                    applying for a job in 2026 be like ...

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                                    @nixCraft Really? You won't accept .wmv?

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                                    • drwho@masto.hackers.townD drwho@masto.hackers.town

                                      @nixCraft At least fewer places are asking for collegiate transcripts these days.

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                                      @drwho @nixCraft
                                      One minimum wage retail cashier job wanted a list of all my previous addresses going back 10 years and three "personal references" that weren't former coworkers.

                                      Again, for $7.15/hr, 20 hours a week.

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                                      • ehproque@neopaquita.esE ehproque@neopaquita.es

                                        @awws @nixCraft I suppose it's more comfortable to look up stuff when you're not actually being seen?

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                                        @ehproque @nixCraft Sorry, I guess my question is, does it play a puppet of your face while the interview is going on or simply keep your eyes etc focused on the interviewers while talking? Just surprised it is sufficient to fool someone asking questions and interacting with it?

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                                        • nixcraft@mastodon.socialN nixcraft@mastodon.social

                                          applying for a job in 2026 be like ...

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                                          @nixCraft oh that's unrealistic.

                                          They'll have you "interview" with an AI agent so you're forced to beg for the job on the spot in real time.

                                          (Actual thing a job posting tried to get me to do recently)

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