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I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat

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  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

    I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat

    #BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!

    davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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    @sundogplanets

    I hope the phrase "How now, round cow?" made it into your scientific paper about round cows.

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    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

      I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat

      #BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!

      kiloku@burnthis.townK This user is from outside of this forum
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      @sundogplanets amazingly round!

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      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

        I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat

        #BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!

        michael_w_busch@mastodon.onlineM This user is from outside of this forum
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        @sundogplanets

        You had seen this one, I assume.

        Lehmann 2026, "Higher multipoles of the cow" - https://pubs.aip.org/aapt/ajp/article/94/4/264/3383703/Higher-multipoles-of-the-cow

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        • davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.socialD davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social

          @sundogplanets

          I hope the phrase "How now, round cow?" made it into your scientific paper about round cows.

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          @sundogplanets

          Actually, I might have to use that. I've been rewriting nursery rhymes for my comic fantasy novels. Surely I can fit a round cow or two in there.

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          • davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.socialD davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social

            @sundogplanets

            Actually, I might have to use that. I've been rewriting nursery rhymes for my comic fantasy novels. Surely I can fit a round cow or two in there.

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            @davidtheeviloverlord "The little dog laughed to see such fun, and the cow was shaped like the moon..." @sundogplanets

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            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

              I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat

              #BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!

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              @sundogplanets do you have any idea how happy this paper makes me 😊

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              • michael_w_busch@mastodon.onlineM michael_w_busch@mastodon.online

                @sundogplanets

                You had seen this one, I assume.

                Lehmann 2026, "Higher multipoles of the cow" - https://pubs.aip.org/aapt/ajp/article/94/4/264/3383703/Higher-multipoles-of-the-cow

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                @michael_w_busch Should have referenced this one!

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                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                  I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat

                  #BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!

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                  @sundogplanets
                  That's a happy-looking crew!

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                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                    I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat

                    #BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!

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                    @sundogplanets I love EVERYTHING about this photo.

                    There is also someone poopin in the general direction of the cameraperson but I ran out of picture slots in the post.

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                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                      I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat

                      #BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!

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                      @sundogplanets
                      I like these two goats on the right.

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                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                        I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat

                        #BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!

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                        @sundogplanets Love the Great Pyrenees in the background.

                        [Full Disclosure: I have two of these glorious beasts.]

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                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                          I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat

                          #BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!

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                          @sundogplanets

                          Nyuk!

                          > a complete lack of funding to do this calculation carefully enough for submission to a peer-reviewed journal

                          More Nyuks forthcoming as I find
                          them!

                          #Nyuk #NyukNyukNyuk

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