I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat
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I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat
#BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!
You had seen this one, I assume.
Lehmann 2026, "Higher multipoles of the cow" - https://pubs.aip.org/aapt/ajp/article/94/4/264/3383703/Higher-multipoles-of-the-cow
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I hope the phrase "How now, round cow?" made it into your scientific paper about round cows.
Actually, I might have to use that. I've been rewriting nursery rhymes for my comic fantasy novels. Surely I can fit a round cow or two in there.
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Actually, I might have to use that. I've been rewriting nursery rhymes for my comic fantasy novels. Surely I can fit a round cow or two in there.
@davidtheeviloverlord "The little dog laughed to see such fun, and the cow was shaped like the moon..." @sundogplanets
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I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat
#BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!
@sundogplanets do you have any idea how happy this paper makes me

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You had seen this one, I assume.
Lehmann 2026, "Higher multipoles of the cow" - https://pubs.aip.org/aapt/ajp/article/94/4/264/3383703/Higher-multipoles-of-the-cow
@michael_w_busch Should have referenced this one!
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I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat
#BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!
@sundogplanets
That's a happy-looking crew! -
I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat
#BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!
@sundogplanets I love EVERYTHING about this photo.
There is also someone poopin in the general direction of the cameraperson but I ran out of picture slots in the post.




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I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat
#BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!
@sundogplanets
I like these two goats on the right. -
I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat
#BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!
@sundogplanets Love the Great Pyrenees in the background.
[Full Disclosure: I have two of these glorious beasts.]
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I wrote an April Fool's Day paper about spherical cows https://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.29324, but let me introduce you to my spherical goat
#BabyGoatCountdown is at 6 days!
Nyuk!
> a complete lack of funding to do this calculation carefully enough for submission to a peer-reviewed journal
More Nyuks forthcoming as I find
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