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I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day.

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  • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

    I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

    Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

    FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

    Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

    sodslawyer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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    @Nickiquote Not for a while though: a situation that needs to be addressed.

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    • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

      I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

      Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

      FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

      Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

      nixanadoo@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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      @Nickiquote so a potato sandwich? Even with butter that seems very starchy.

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      • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

        I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

        Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

        FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

        Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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        @Nickiquote I'm from England and yes when I was a kid I ate chip butties, not had one as an adult though 🤣

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        • nixanadoo@mastodon.socialN nixanadoo@mastodon.social

          @Nickiquote so a potato sandwich? Even with butter that seems very starchy.

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          @nixanadoo Starchmaxxing.

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          • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

            @nixanadoo Starchmaxxing.

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            @Nickiquote Trent Reznor's Diner Starchfuckers

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            • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

              I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

              Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

              FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

              Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

              essjayjay@tech.lgbtE This user is from outside of this forum
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              @Nickiquote

              However, in the absence of a chip buttie, a crisp sandwich will get you through.

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              • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

                worldwidewerner@mastodon.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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                @Nickiquote
                I have, late at night and very intoxicated at a Burger King, carefully stacked the entire bag of fries inside my hamburger before eating it. So it was fries between buns. Does that count?

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                • worldwidewerner@mastodon.socialW worldwidewerner@mastodon.social

                  @Nickiquote
                  I have, late at night and very intoxicated at a Burger King, carefully stacked the entire bag of fries inside my hamburger before eating it. So it was fries between buns. Does that count?

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                  @worldwidewerner If there hadn’t been a burger patty in there, yes. What you had was arguably still primarily a burger, but I will leave it to your conscience to decide.

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                  • nixanadoo@mastodon.socialN nixanadoo@mastodon.social

                    @Nickiquote Trent Reznor's Diner Starchfuckers

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                    @nixanadoo The thing to remember here is this is basically poverty food. It is a filling lunch a child can buy with their change. It is typically cheaper than just a single portion of chips.

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                    • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                      I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                      Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                      FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                      Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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                      @Nickiquote I picked no-UK because I am half English. And I certainly would’ve had the opportunity when I lived in the UK for a few years, but I actually never did.

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                      • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                        I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                        Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                        FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                        Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

                        ambientspace@cloudisland.nzA This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @Nickiquote @bigvimto I am carb curious.

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                        • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                          @nixanadoo The thing to remember here is this is basically poverty food. It is a filling lunch a child can buy with their change. It is typically cheaper than just a single portion of chips.

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                          @Nickiquote that makes sense!

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                          • ambientspace@cloudisland.nzA ambientspace@cloudisland.nz

                            @Nickiquote @bigvimto I am carb curious.

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                            @ambientspace @Nickiquote

                            Would recommend, but it's possible that a lot of that is nostalgia

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                            • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                              I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                              Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                              FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                              Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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                              @Nickiquote I am a culturally impoverished USian who has never had nor even heard of such a thing but now that I know they exist, I need one.

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                              • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                                I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                                Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                                FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                                Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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                                @Nickiquote I had trouble believing they were a thing. Then one day I saw them on a pub menu (down south, this was, not oop t'north where such things were rumoured to exist).

                                Me, wanting to find out whether this was a genuine menu item or a joke: "Do you really sell chip butties?"

                                Barmaid: "Sorry luv, last orders for food were ten minutes ago."

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                                • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                                  I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                                  Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                                  FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                                  Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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                                  In California we do taters in a flour tortilla, soft-taco-style, with a smear of tart cream.

                                  @Nickiquote

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                                  • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                                    I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                                    Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                                    FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                                    Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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                                    @Nickiquote I've heard that it's supposed to be a single slice of buttered bread, folded over the chips

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                                    • weirding_is_real@mstdn.socialW weirding_is_real@mstdn.social

                                      In California we do taters in a flour tortilla, soft-taco-style, with a smear of tart cream.

                                      @Nickiquote

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                                      @Weirding_Is_Real @Nickiquote

                                      Oh, yeah, and there are fries (sorry, sorry, "chips") in French tacos*, too.

                                      *French tacos are not tacos, although they are called that in French. Meat (originally donair), cheese sauce, and chips wrapped in a flour tortilla like a burrito, then press-grilled like panini.

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                                      • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                                        I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                                        Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                                        FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                                        Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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                                        @Nickiquote

                                        Unsure - rest of world

                                        I remember some kids at school eating them, if I ever did, I clearly wasn't impressed enough to do it again. 🤷‍♂️

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                                        • bigvimto@mendeddrum.orgB bigvimto@mendeddrum.org

                                          @ambientspace @Nickiquote

                                          Would recommend, but it's possible that a lot of that is nostalgia

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                                          @bigvimto @Nickiquote I’m thinking smashed garlic potatoes on toasted sourdough with a bit of crumbled Feta could be an amazing snack.

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