“Ooo remembers toastracks” has been my most successful toot of the day, and therefore you can expect a series of future toots on the theme of Ooo remembers eg:

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116120355691867933

“Ooo remembers toastracks” has been my most successful toot of the day, and therefore you can expect a series of future toots on the theme of Ooo remembers eg:

- Teasmades
- Egg slicers
- Sardine pumps

[bencotterill@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote Spend my kid thinking it was spelled teas maid.

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@BenCotterill I think it was supposed to have that double meaning so it’s difficult to know what’s right.

[greem@cyberplace.social]

@Nickiquote Sardine pump?

I'll go for "WTF" already.

[hedgewizard@beige.party]

@Nickiquote
The fuck is a sardine pump? (Searches)

Duck duck go does not know either!

[airwhale@beige.party]

@Nickiquote

Hmm… I used our egg slicer just last week. That was the new one. Our previous needed replacing…

[buherator@infosec.place]

@Nickiquote WTH is a sardine pump?! It sounds both disturbing and delicious.

[hedgewizard@beige.party]

@Nickiquote
Oh you!

[davidbcohen@twit.social]

@Nickiquote Channel 5’s commissioners will be in touch - they love a nostalgia clip show for a Saturday night, and they have Roland Rivron on speed dial.

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

Did your family have a sardine pump when you were a kid?

[bencurthoys@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote wait you had "what the fuck is a toast rack" as an option but you didn't think you'd need "what the FUCK is a sardine pump"?

[bencurthoys@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote oh god i can't even tell if it's a joke

[andoriansoup@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote
I do not recall the pumping of sardines in any way, shape or form

[woe2you@beige.party]

@Nickiquote Obviously I voted yes, but I'm lying. We didn't even have a trawler.

[swoonie@mastodon.ie]

@Nickiquote
This poll is fishy.
You're mightily kidding us, Nick, right?
No-one EVER had a sardine pump in their shed, right???

[mothninja@beige.party]

@Nickiquote I now have "Pump up sardines, pump 'em up / While your feet are stompin' / And sardines are pumpin' / Look ahead sardines are jumpin" irrevocably seared into my brain

[davep@infosec.exchange]

@AndorianSoup @Nickiquote ...your honour.

[oranger@piaille.fr]

@Nickiquote
WOT?!
#Shadoks are NOT sardines
(But pump of course)

[cazmockett@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote WTF is a Sardine Pump? ‍️

[nic@toot.wales]

@Nickiquote I don’t want it to stop, but I’ve genuinely never heard of this, and I’m not sure if that means that [2] or [3] is the most appropriate answer.

I will now read the responses and try to work it out.