“Ooo remembers toastracks” has been my most successful toot of the day, and therefore you can expect a series of future toots on the theme of Ooo remembers eg:
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@Nickiquote Spend my kid thinking it was spelled teas maid.
@BenCotterill I think it was supposed to have that double meaning so it’s difficult to know what’s right.
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RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116120355691867933
“Ooo remembers toastracks” has been my most successful toot of the day, and therefore you can expect a series of future toots on the theme of Ooo remembers eg:
- Teasmades
- Egg slicers
- Sardine pumps@Nickiquote Sardine pump?
I'll go for "WTF" already.
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RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116120355691867933
“Ooo remembers toastracks” has been my most successful toot of the day, and therefore you can expect a series of future toots on the theme of Ooo remembers eg:
- Teasmades
- Egg slicers
- Sardine pumps@Nickiquote
The fuck is a sardine pump? (Searches)Duck duck go does not know either!
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RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116120355691867933
“Ooo remembers toastracks” has been my most successful toot of the day, and therefore you can expect a series of future toots on the theme of Ooo remembers eg:
- Teasmades
- Egg slicers
- Sardine pumpsHmm… I used our egg slicer just last week. That was the new one. Our previous needed replacing…
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RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116120355691867933
“Ooo remembers toastracks” has been my most successful toot of the day, and therefore you can expect a series of future toots on the theme of Ooo remembers eg:
- Teasmades
- Egg slicers
- Sardine pumps@Nickiquote WTH is a sardine pump?! It sounds both disturbing and delicious. -
@Nickiquote
The fuck is a sardine pump? (Searches)Duck duck go does not know either!
@Nickiquote
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RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116120355691867933
“Ooo remembers toastracks” has been my most successful toot of the day, and therefore you can expect a series of future toots on the theme of Ooo remembers eg:
- Teasmades
- Egg slicers
- Sardine pumps@Nickiquote Channel 5’s commissioners will be in touch - they love a nostalgia clip show for a Saturday night, and they have Roland Rivron on speed dial.
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RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116120355691867933
“Ooo remembers toastracks” has been my most successful toot of the day, and therefore you can expect a series of future toots on the theme of Ooo remembers eg:
- Teasmades
- Egg slicers
- Sardine pumpsDid your family have a sardine pump when you were a kid?
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Did your family have a sardine pump when you were a kid?
@Nickiquote wait you had "what the fuck is a toast rack" as an option but you didn't think you'd need "what the FUCK is a sardine pump"?
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@Nickiquote wait you had "what the fuck is a toast rack" as an option but you didn't think you'd need "what the FUCK is a sardine pump"?
@Nickiquote oh god i can't even tell if it's a joke

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Did your family have a sardine pump when you were a kid?
@Nickiquote
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Did your family have a sardine pump when you were a kid?
@Nickiquote Obviously I voted yes, but I'm lying. We didn't even have a trawler.
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Did your family have a sardine pump when you were a kid?
@Nickiquote
This poll is fishy.
You're mightily kidding us, Nick, right?
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Did your family have a sardine pump when you were a kid?
@Nickiquote I now have "Pump up sardines, pump 'em up / While your feet are stompin' / And sardines are pumpin' / Look ahead sardines are jumpin" irrevocably seared into my brain

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@Nickiquote
I do not recall the pumping of sardines in any way, shape or form@AndorianSoup @Nickiquote ...your honour.
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RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116120355691867933
“Ooo remembers toastracks” has been my most successful toot of the day, and therefore you can expect a series of future toots on the theme of Ooo remembers eg:
- Teasmades
- Egg slicers
- Sardine pumps@Nickiquote
WOT?!
#Shadoks are NOT sardines
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Did your family have a sardine pump when you were a kid?
@Nickiquote WTF is a Sardine Pump?

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Did your family have a sardine pump when you were a kid?
@Nickiquote I don’t want it to stop, but I’ve genuinely never heard of this, and I’m not sure if that means that [2] or [3] is the most appropriate answer.
I will now read the responses and try to work it out.
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@Nickiquote oh god i can't even tell if it's a joke

@Nickiquote And you've mentioned egg slicers so I have HMHB stuck in my head. Again.
"Playing eerie madrigals
On the campus egg slicer
I’m a pop sensation
I’m an all-round icon"- YouTube
Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.
(www.youtube.com)
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Did your family have a sardine pump when you were a kid?
@Nickiquote I don't know. But I'm assuming we did, because we weren't the kind of household to let any fish go underpumped. 'In this house, we pump the fish', said the sign at the door.