“Ooo remembers toastracks” has been my most successful toot of the day, and therefore you can expect a series of future toots on the theme of Ooo remembers eg:

[buherator@infosec.place]

@Nickiquote WTH is a sardine pump?! It sounds both disturbing and delicious.

[hedgewizard@beige.party]

@Nickiquote
Oh you!

[davidbcohen@twit.social]

@Nickiquote Channel 5’s commissioners will be in touch - they love a nostalgia clip show for a Saturday night, and they have Roland Rivron on speed dial.

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

Did your family have a sardine pump when you were a kid?

[bencurthoys@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote wait you had "what the fuck is a toast rack" as an option but you didn't think you'd need "what the FUCK is a sardine pump"?

[bencurthoys@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote oh god i can't even tell if it's a joke

[andoriansoup@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote
I do not recall the pumping of sardines in any way, shape or form

[woe2you@beige.party]

@Nickiquote Obviously I voted yes, but I'm lying. We didn't even have a trawler.

[swoonie@mastodon.ie]

@Nickiquote
This poll is fishy.
You're mightily kidding us, Nick, right?
No-one EVER had a sardine pump in their shed, right???

[mothninja@beige.party]

@Nickiquote I now have "Pump up sardines, pump 'em up / While your feet are stompin' / And sardines are pumpin' / Look ahead sardines are jumpin" irrevocably seared into my brain

[davep@infosec.exchange]

@AndorianSoup @Nickiquote ...your honour.

[oranger@piaille.fr]

@Nickiquote
WOT?!
#Shadoks are NOT sardines
(But pump of course)

[cazmockett@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote WTF is a Sardine Pump? ‍️

[nic@toot.wales]

@Nickiquote I don’t want it to stop, but I’ve genuinely never heard of this, and I’m not sure if that means that [2] or [3] is the most appropriate answer.

I will now read the responses and try to work it out.

[bencurthoys@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote And you've mentioned egg slicers so I have HMHB stuck in my head. Again.

"Playing eerie madrigals
On the campus egg slicer
I’m a pop sensation
I’m an all-round icon"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8rrTiOKLTU

[rollotreadway@beige.party]

@Nickiquote I don't know. But I'm assuming we did, because we weren't the kind of household to let any fish go underpumped. 'In this house, we pump the fish', said the sign at the door.

[nic@toot.wales]

@Nickiquote while clearing my mum’s garage last easter, I found the old egg slicer, which I immediately strummed to hear that secret chord that David played

[tootbrute@fedi.arkadi.one]

@Nickiquote option 5. what the heck is a sardine pump.

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

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[hcbunny@beige.party]

@Nickiquote

That's the biggest effing sardine I've seen in my entire effin bunny life.