Roses are red,Diphylleia grayi are clear

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

People be wondering why US women ain't feelin it and most US men voted like:

Roses are red, violets are blue

[karen5lund@mastodon.social]

@MaryAustinBooks B️️ P!

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

"I am the Master Race,
All others are worms
Here is a plastic vial
Of my sperm."

[meowthias@mastodon.world]

@MaryAustinBooks Being nerdy and learning something about nature on a Saturday morning is the cool part.

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@Meowthias
Neither one of us ever stopped being kids who get excited about cool rocks, and this is why we are on the Fedi.

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

I guess it's sexy if you're a fembot? ‍️

[littlepolarbear@freeradical.zone]

@MaryAustinBooks this is what you would deserve for trying this lmao

[fflyn@mastodon.social]

@MaryAustinBooks

Diphylleia grayi: With a lovely white bonnet, she smiles at us, with cheerful yellow eyes and a large green dress, whispering softly:

Ohayō gozaimasu ️

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

#Wildlife accounts are killing it today

#ValentinesDay

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@MaryAustinBooks @catsalad
Division by zero error.

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

Oh fuck, Orban is in the White House? And you wonder why hearts and flowers are canceled.

Roses are red
Trump is stank
Let's run over Viktor Orban
With a tank

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

I love that Orban is at least having to asphyxiate on diaper fumes.

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@FritzAdalis @catsalad
Heh, yes, I think this study failed to include many introverts.