Roses are red,Diphylleia grayi are clear
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THE MALE LONELINESS EPIDEMIC
roses are red
good men vote blue
if you are a "moderate"
we aren't dating youTHEY ARE DOING THIS IN MINNEAPOLIS:
roses are red,
violets are nice
let's go throw
purple dildos at ice -
THEY ARE DOING THIS IN MINNEAPOLIS:
roses are red,
violets are nice
let's go throw
purple dildos at iceBECAUSE NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE:
roses are great,
marigolds are orange
let's defenestrate
someone who's orange -
BECAUSE NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE:
roses are great,
marigolds are orange
let's defenestrate
someone who's orangeI did say "stupid," did I not?
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I did say "stupid," did I not?
BECAUSE I'M DOING ICE WATCH ON VALENTINE'S DAY
I've got a camera
You've got a gun
And you're the one frightened
ICE watch is fun! -
BECAUSE I'M DOING ICE WATCH ON VALENTINE'S DAY
I've got a camera
You've got a gun
And you're the one frightened
ICE watch is fun!GUEST POST BY DR. NISHA PATEL, EXPERT IN CARDIOMETABOLIC HEALTH
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GUEST POST BY DR. NISHA PATEL, EXPERT IN CARDIOMETABOLIC HEALTH
BACKING HER UP
Roses are red,
Chocolates are sweet
Can we not snort cocaine
Off of toilet seats -
Roses are red,
Diphylleia grayi are clear@MaryAustinBooks This is my favorite one so far because it forced me to look up what "Diphylleia grayi" is.
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@MaryAustinBooks This is my favorite one so far because it forced me to look up what "Diphylleia grayi" is.
@Meowthias
Cool flowers, aren't they? -
Gonna be writing a lot of dumb poems today
No! Write some good ones!!! Your comment made me open a book I keep on my desk. "The Selected Poems of Emily Dickinson". And a poem from her to give you inspiration.
It's all I have to bring to-day,
This, and my heart beside,
This, and my heart, and all the fields,
And all the meadows wide,
Be sure you count, should I forget,----
Some one the sun could tell,----
This, and my heart. and all the bees
Which in the clover dwell."You have a great poem writing day"
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BACKING HER UP
Roses are red,
Chocolates are sweet
Can we not snort cocaine
Off of toilet seatsRoses are red
My girl is a floof
Pets' love is endless
She's living proof
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No! Write some good ones!!! Your comment made me open a book I keep on my desk. "The Selected Poems of Emily Dickinson". And a poem from her to give you inspiration.
It's all I have to bring to-day,
This, and my heart beside,
This, and my heart, and all the fields,
And all the meadows wide,
Be sure you count, should I forget,----
Some one the sun could tell,----
This, and my heart. and all the bees
Which in the clover dwell."You have a great poem writing day"
@BagOfNails
I love Dickinson too but am not feeling the least bit romantic, not least because I have to go spend the day with Nazi incels.I've written good poems in the past, and in the past they shall stay.
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@BagOfNails
I love Dickinson too but am not feeling the least bit romantic, not least because I have to go spend the day with Nazi incels.I've written good poems in the past, and in the past they shall stay.
Then a Fair Wind and Following Sea to you!!!!
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Roses are red
My girl is a floof
Pets' love is endless
She's living proofPeople be wondering why US women ain't feelin it and most US men voted like:
Roses are red, violets are blue
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Roses are red
My girl is a floof
Pets' love is endless
She's living proof@MaryAustinBooks B
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People be wondering why US women ain't feelin it and most US men voted like:
Roses are red, violets are blue
"I am the Master Race,
All others are worms
Here is a plastic vial
Of my sperm." -
@Meowthias
Cool flowers, aren't they?@MaryAustinBooks Being nerdy and learning something about nature on a Saturday morning is the cool part.
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@MaryAustinBooks Being nerdy and learning something about nature on a Saturday morning is the cool part.
@Meowthias
Neither one of us ever stopped being kids who get excited about cool rocks, and this is why we are on the Fedi. -
"I am the Master Race,
All others are worms
Here is a plastic vial
Of my sperm."Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:
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Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:
I guess it's sexy if you're a fembot?
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Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like:
@MaryAustinBooks this is what you would deserve for trying this lmao
