Roses are red,Diphylleia grayi are clear

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

Gonna be writing a lot of dumb poems today

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

THE MALE LONELINESS EPIDEMIC

roses are red
good men vote blue
if you are a "moderate"
we aren't dating you

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

THEY ARE DOING THIS IN MINNEAPOLIS:

roses are red,
violets are nice
let's go throw
purple dildos at ice

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

BECAUSE NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE:

roses are great,
marigolds are orange
let's defenestrate
someone who's orange

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

I did say "stupid," did I not?

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

BECAUSE I'M DOING ICE WATCH ON VALENTINE'S DAY

I've got a camera
You've got a gun
And you're the one frightened
ICE watch is fun!

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

GUEST POST BY DR. NISHA PATEL, EXPERT IN CARDIOMETABOLIC HEALTH

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

BACKING HER UP

Roses are red,
Chocolates are sweet
Can we not snort cocaine
Off of toilet seats

[meowthias@mastodon.world]

@MaryAustinBooks This is my favorite one so far because it forced me to look up what "Diphylleia grayi" is.

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@Meowthias
Cool flowers, aren't they?

[bagofnails@mastodon.social]

@MaryAustinBooks

No! Write some good ones!!! Your comment made me open a book I keep on my desk. "The Selected Poems of Emily Dickinson". And a poem from her to give you inspiration.

It's all I have to bring to-day,
This, and my heart beside,
This, and my heart, and all the fields,
And all the meadows wide,
Be sure you count, should I forget,----
Some one the sun could tell,----
This, and my heart. and all the bees
Which in the clover dwell.

"You have a great poem writing day"

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

Roses are red
My girl is a floof
Pets' love is endless
She's living proof

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@BagOfNails
I love Dickinson too but am not feeling the least bit romantic, not least because I have to go spend the day with Nazi incels.

I've written good poems in the past, and in the past they shall stay.

[bagofnails@mastodon.social]

@MaryAustinBooks

Then a Fair Wind and Following Sea to you!!!!

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

People be wondering why US women ain't feelin it and most US men voted like:

Roses are red, violets are blue

[karen5lund@mastodon.social]

@MaryAustinBooks B️️ P!

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

"I am the Master Race,
All others are worms
Here is a plastic vial
Of my sperm."

[meowthias@mastodon.world]

@MaryAustinBooks Being nerdy and learning something about nature on a Saturday morning is the cool part.

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@Meowthias
Neither one of us ever stopped being kids who get excited about cool rocks, and this is why we are on the Fedi.

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

Meanwhile Jeff Bezos be like: