This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

[mostlytato@mstdn.social]

@HighlandLawyer @johnhattan @scalzi
As a young child, that was an amazing experience. I remember my jaw dropping with the opening space battle scenes, I'd never seen anything like it.

[jimfl@hachyderm.io]

@scalzi I’m almost afraid to ask what your feelings on Episode IV are…

[stonebear2@hachyderm.io]

@fdr

That's damn right. Han Shot First Dammit ️.

@scalzi

[dan@axillae.telent.net]

@jay @scalzi "Highlander: there should have been only one"

[genex@sfba.social]

@scalzi - always got confused when they started calling it that. It's just Star Wars!

[napili@hachyderm.io]

@scalzi what do you call "Revenge of the Jedi"?

[lunarloony@dosgame.club]

@scalzi Boba Fett wandered around a bit, had one line, and then died

[lunarloony@dosgame.club]

@cratermoon @scalzi Erm. Podracing.

[jappel@wandering.shop]

@scalzi So say we all.

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@scalzi

I'm just glad I never in muh whole life heard anyone call them Star Wars 2 and 3. 🤪
It's
Star Wars
Empire
Return of the Jedi

Then there's the rest that mean absolutely nothing in any way except theme-park dough, yet are otherwise totally harmless and entirely forgettable but completely watchable because fuckin' Star Wars.

[dukeduke@mastodon.social]

@scalzi To this day, I've only ever seen the first three. And I'm good!

[aars@mastodon.social]

@scalzi Amen!

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@scalzi SAY THAT!!!

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@david_chisnall @billiglarper @scalzi George didn't write any of his Star Wars screenplays, his ex-wife did.

PS: she is the only one of the two to have won an Oscar, and the only one in the creative division of Star Wars to do so. the franchise is notorious for winning in the tech categories not the creative ones. so it’s kinda poetic justice given his vigorous attempts at erasing her from the franchise’s history.

[davep@infosec.exchange]

@blogdiva @scalzi Amen!

[grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange]

@dan @jay @scalzi quiet you the tv series is peak

[c_merriweather@social.linux.pizza]

@scalzi Saw the first three "real" Star Wars movies in theaters, as they were released. The first one was the best, along with the great music score.

I later saw "episode 1" and couldn't watch half of it. Gah. Gave up on the series then.