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  3. This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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  • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

    This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

    lufberydrew@tenforward.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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    #35

    @scalzi AMEN! My lame claim to fame is that I have seen every Star Wars film in the theater.

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    • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

      This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

      scentedmeat@norcal.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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      #36

      @scalzi same

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      • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

        This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

        earthtopus@mspsocial.netE This user is from outside of this forum
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        #37

        @scalzi I like how "old enough" works both for as a description of just how far back in time the retitling was, and also serves as a warning signal for a reactionary opinion about name changes (which one also sees about, say, Pluto)

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        • highlandlawyer@mastodon.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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          #38

          @johnhattan @scalzi
          For all practical purposes it was only released in UK cinemas in 1978...

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          • david_chisnall@infosec.exchangeD david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

            @scalzi

            I have, on my bookshelf, a copy of the novelisation of the first film, published in 1977 and written by George Lucas. As a child, the second and third were repeated on TV a lot but I never saw the first one, so I grabbed the book when I saw it.

            I was confused by a lot of the uproar around the restored scenes in the remastered ones, because things like the scene with Jabba were in the novelisation.

            The title of the book is:

            Star Wars: From the adventures of Luke Skywalker.

            mossman@social.vivaldi.netM This user is from outside of this forum
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            @david_chisnall @scalzi I had an A4-sized soft cover "Star Wars storybook" (should still be in a box somewhere) which must have been created while the film was in final edit or something. It's based on production stills with accompanying text and I'm sure there were images/events in there which I never saw on the screen - or maybe it's just because Lucas kept cutting things around for TV edits and whatnot. E.g. there's a page of Luke and Biggs doing stuff on Tatooine before the droids even show up which I don't remember being in the final cut.

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            • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

              This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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              #40

              @scalzi Remember the happy era when it was a story of how any farm boy could grow up to destroy the evil empire, and not the story of the chosen son of Evil Jesus?

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              • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

                culturaiconica@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                #41

                @scalzi Haha, same, but most around my age also does that... guess it's a "kids these days" kinda thing.

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                • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                  This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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                  #42

                  @scalzi @jsnell Stood in line 3 hours 3x to see “Star Wars” in 1977, when the spaceship flew over our heads at the beginning we knew it was going to be very special. And it always was 🙂

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                  • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                    This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

                    meganl@mas.toM This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #43

                    @scalzi Ditto, man, ditto. #GenX

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                    • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                      This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

                      fdr@mstdn.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @scalzi and Han shot first

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                      • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                        This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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                        #45

                        @scalzi The first film's success opened the door to more films and the "New Hope" label. The rather odd of idea of making prequels to provide backstory for "Star Wars" triggered the name change. That backstory might have been provided via flashbacks in sequel films.

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                        • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                          This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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                          @scalzi Dang straight!

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                          • highlandlawyer@mastodon.socialH highlandlawyer@mastodon.social

                            @johnhattan @scalzi
                            For all practical purposes it was only released in UK cinemas in 1978...

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                            @HighlandLawyer @johnhattan @scalzi
                            As a young child, that was an amazing experience. I remember my jaw dropping with the opening space battle scenes, I'd never seen anything like it.

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                            • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                              This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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                              @scalzi I’m almost afraid to ask what your feelings on Episode IV are…

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                              • fdr@mstdn.socialF fdr@mstdn.social

                                @scalzi and Han shot first

                                stonebear2@hachyderm.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @fdr

                                That's damn right. Han Shot First Dammit ™️.

                                @scalzi

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                                • dan@axillae.telent.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @jay @scalzi "Highlander: there should have been only one"

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                                  • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                                    This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

                                    genex@sfba.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @scalzi 🙌🏽 - always got confused when they started calling it that. It's just Star Wars! 🙂

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                                    • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                                      This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

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                                      @scalzi what do you call "Revenge of the Jedi"?

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                                      • scalzi@mastodon.socialS scalzi@mastodon.social

                                        This is how old I am: I will NEVER call the first Star Wars film "A New Hope," get your bullshit retcon away from me, it is and always shall be Star Wars, forever and ever amen

                                        lunarloony@dosgame.clubL This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #53

                                        @scalzi Boba Fett wandered around a bit, had one line, and then died

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                                        • cratermoon@zirk.usC cratermoon@zirk.us

                                          @scalzi I also will never consider "The Phantom Menace" canon. Delete the entire film from the timeline and nothing of value is lost.

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                                          @cratermoon @scalzi Erm. Podracing.

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