🤖 Honestly you can't make this up:

[madeindex@mastodon.social]

Honestly you can't make this up:

Human Robot #Zuckerberg is gonna put an #AI based smart keylogger on his employees computers.

Nothing says we don't trust you and don't appreciate you like a regular screenshot of your work screen.

No more NSFW!
Welcome to the future baby!

Guess them employees are gonna get a taste of their own medicine for once.

Part 1/2

Meta Installing Software on Employee Computers to Track Everything They Do, Feed the Data to AI

Meta will use tracking software on all of its US-based employees' computers that can track mouse movements and keystrokes to train AI models.

Futurism (futurism.com)

#Meta #Future #Futurism #Dystopia #Dystopian #Surveillance #capitalism #news #artificialintelligence #tech #it

[madeindex@mastodon.social]

2/2

Seems like everything is going according to plan.

Use the employees data to train MaiRK,
so Meta can finally become a synonym for MaiRK.
https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/116402482806274908

Eventually we will only see his superintelligence controlling everything.
https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/115871208581092120

#Narcissism 2026 version

#Meta #Future #Futurism #Dystopia #Dystopian #Surveillance #capitalism #news #artificialintelligence #tech #it #MarkZuckerberg #Zuckerberg

[madeindex@mastodon.social]

If you are thinking: Wouldn't this make people quit? Meta is banking on it: https://www.reuters.com/world/meta-targets-may-20-first-wave-layoffs-additional-cuts-later-2026-2026-04-17/

[connynasch@mastodon.social]

@madeindex The more I read about the present state of this company, the happier I am that they blocked me 🥳

[madeindex@mastodon.social]

@connynasch Oh what an honor
You can probably put it on your CV at this point hahahaha

[meowki@meowstodon.eu]

@madeindex

[madeindex@mastodon.social]

@meowki anti vpn measure maybe? works on Tor ips though

[drewtowler@mas.to]

@madeindex This is delicious. Serves them right for selling their souls in order to work for Meta.

[madeindex@mastodon.social]

@drewtowler Imagine how many times many probably defended Marky Mark at family dinners

[meowki@meowstodon.eu]

@madeindex probably. Internet in getting more annoying to use by the day.

This worked however: https://archive.is/20260418073715/https://www.reuters.com/world/meta-targets-may-20-first-wave-layoffs-additional-cuts-later-2026-2026-04-17/

[wesdym@mastodon.social]

@madeindex It'll be refreshing to see a less robotic version of him.

[wesdym@mastodon.social]

@madeindex The vast majority of people working for Meta are just people who need a job.

[madeindex@mastodon.social]

@meowki

[madeindex@mastodon.social]

@wesdym an attempt to humanize Marky Mark hahaha

[madeindex@mastodon.social]

@wesdym Hahah true, you notice how passionate they are about their product development - nothing is ever happening