<![CDATA[🤖 Honestly you can't make this up:]]>🤖 Honestly you can't make this up:

Human Robot is gonna put an based smart keylogger on his employees computers.

Nothing says we don't trust you and don't appreciate you like a regular screenshot of your work screen.

No more NSFW!
Welcome to the future baby!

Guess them employees are gonna get a taste of their own medicine for once.

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Meta Installing Software on Employee Computers to Track Everything They Do, Feed the Data to AI

Meta will use tracking software on all of its US-based employees' computers that can track mouse movements and keystrokes to train AI models.

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/cb9495aa-874d-4a8b-8ad7-e8fe836e89e9/honestly-you-can-t-make-this-upRSS for NodeThu, 14 May 2026 23:31:34 GMTWed, 22 Apr 2026 09:02:56 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 18:34:37 GMT]]>@wesdym Hahah true, you notice how passionate they are about their product development - nothing is ever happening 😉

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116449796242708561https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116449796242708561Wed, 22 Apr 2026 18:34:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 18:34:00 GMT]]>@wesdym an attempt to humanize Marky Mark hahaha

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116449793814514503https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116449793814514503Wed, 22 Apr 2026 18:34:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 18:33:36 GMT]]>@meowki 👍

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116449792233089914https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116449792233089914Wed, 22 Apr 2026 18:33:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:22:43 GMT]]>@madeindex The vast majority of people working for Meta are just people who need a job.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wesdym/statuses/116448569833018522https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wesdym/statuses/116448569833018522Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:22:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:21:22 GMT]]>@madeindex It'll be refreshing to see a less robotic version of him.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wesdym/statuses/116448564481064903https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wesdym/statuses/116448564481064903Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:21:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 11:16:09 GMT]]>@madeindex probably. Internet in getting more annoying to use by the day.

This worked however: https://archive.is/20260418073715/https://www.reuters.com/world/meta-targets-may-20-first-wave-layoffs-additional-cuts-later-2026-2026-04-17/

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meowstodon.eu/users/meowki/statuses/116448072146417295https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meowstodon.eu/users/meowki/statuses/116448072146417295Wed, 22 Apr 2026 11:16:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 10:58:33 GMT]]>@drewtowler Imagine how many times many probably defended Marky Mark at family dinners 😉

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116448002954217242https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116448002954217242Wed, 22 Apr 2026 10:58:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 10:45:51 GMT]]>@madeindex This is delicious. Serves them right for selling their souls in order to work for Meta.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/drewtowler/statuses/116447953010848894https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/drewtowler/statuses/116447953010848894Wed, 22 Apr 2026 10:45:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:45:36 GMT]]>@meowki anti vpn measure maybe? works on Tor ips though

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116447716060510784https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116447716060510784Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:45:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:41:17 GMT]]>@madeindex

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meowstodon.eu/users/meowki/statuses/116447699120373238https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meowstodon.eu/users/meowki/statuses/116447699120373238Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:41:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:35:13 GMT]]>@connynasch Oh what an honor 😂
You can probably put it on your CV at this point hahahaha

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116447675244589759https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116447675244589759Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:35:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:32:40 GMT]]>@madeindex The more I read about the present state of this company, the happier I am that they blocked me 🥳

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/connynasch/statuses/116447665203266597https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/connynasch/statuses/116447665203266597Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:32:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:18:36 GMT]]>If you are thinking: Wouldn't this make people quit? Meta is banking on it: https://www.reuters.com/world/meta-targets-may-20-first-wave-layoffs-additional-cuts-later-2026-2026-04-17/

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116447609925391157https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116447609925391157Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:18:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 🤖 Honestly you can't make this up: on Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:06:31 GMT]]>2/2

Seems like everything is going according to plan.

Use the employees data to train MaiRK,
so Meta can finally become a synonym for MaiRK.
https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/116402482806274908

Eventually we will only see his superintelligence controlling everything.
https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/115871208581092120

2026 version 😋

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116447562366725792https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/madeindex/statuses/116447562366725792Wed, 22 Apr 2026 09:06:31 GMT