🤖 Honestly you can't make this up:
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Seems like everything is going according to plan.
Use the employees data to train MaiRK,
so Meta can finally become a synonym for MaiRK.
https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/116402482806274908Eventually we will only see his superintelligence controlling everything.
https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/115871208581092120#Narcissism 2026 version
#Meta #Future #Futurism #Dystopia #Dystopian #Surveillance #capitalism #news #artificialintelligence #tech #it #MarkZuckerberg #Zuckerberg
If you are thinking: Wouldn't this make people quit? Meta is banking on it: https://www.reuters.com/world/meta-targets-may-20-first-wave-layoffs-additional-cuts-later-2026-2026-04-17/
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Honestly you can't make this up:Human Robot #Zuckerberg is gonna put an #AI based smart keylogger on his employees computers.
Nothing says we don't trust you and don't appreciate you like a regular screenshot of your work screen.
No more NSFW!
Welcome to the future baby!Guess them employees are gonna get a taste of their own medicine for once.
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Meta Installing Software on Employee Computers to Track Everything They Do, Feed the Data to AI
Meta will use tracking software on all of its US-based employees' computers that can track mouse movements and keystrokes to train AI models.
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#Meta #Future #Futurism #Dystopia #Dystopian #Surveillance #capitalism #news #artificialintelligence #tech #it
@madeindex The more I read about the present state of this company, the happier I am that they blocked me 🥳
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@madeindex The more I read about the present state of this company, the happier I am that they blocked me 🥳
@connynasch Oh what an honor
You can probably put it on your CV at this point hahahaha -
If you are thinking: Wouldn't this make people quit? Meta is banking on it: https://www.reuters.com/world/meta-targets-may-20-first-wave-layoffs-additional-cuts-later-2026-2026-04-17/
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@meowki anti vpn measure maybe? works on Tor ips though
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Honestly you can't make this up:
Human Robot #Zuckerberg is gonna put an #AI based smart keylogger on his employees computers.
Nothing says we don't trust you and don't appreciate you like a regular screenshot of your work screen.
No more NSFW!
Welcome to the future baby!Guess them employees are gonna get a taste of their own medicine for once.
Part 1/2
Meta Installing Software on Employee Computers to Track Everything They Do, Feed the Data to AI
Meta will use tracking software on all of its US-based employees' computers that can track mouse movements and keystrokes to train AI models.
Futurism (futurism.com)
#Meta #Future #Futurism #Dystopia #Dystopian #Surveillance #capitalism #news #artificialintelligence #tech #it
@madeindex This is delicious. Serves them right for selling their souls in order to work for Meta.
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@madeindex This is delicious. Serves them right for selling their souls in order to work for Meta.
@drewtowler Imagine how many times many probably defended Marky Mark at family dinners
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@meowki anti vpn measure maybe? works on Tor ips though
@madeindex probably. Internet in getting more annoying to use by the day.
This worked however: https://archive.is/20260418073715/https://www.reuters.com/world/meta-targets-may-20-first-wave-layoffs-additional-cuts-later-2026-2026-04-17/
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2/2
Seems like everything is going according to plan.
Use the employees data to train MaiRK,
so Meta can finally become a synonym for MaiRK.
https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/116402482806274908Eventually we will only see his superintelligence controlling everything.
https://mastodon.social/@madeindex/115871208581092120#Narcissism 2026 version
#Meta #Future #Futurism #Dystopia #Dystopian #Surveillance #capitalism #news #artificialintelligence #tech #it #MarkZuckerberg #Zuckerberg
@madeindex It'll be refreshing to see a less robotic version of him.
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Honestly you can't make this up:
Human Robot #Zuckerberg is gonna put an #AI based smart keylogger on his employees computers.
Nothing says we don't trust you and don't appreciate you like a regular screenshot of your work screen.
No more NSFW!
Welcome to the future baby!Guess them employees are gonna get a taste of their own medicine for once.
Part 1/2
Meta Installing Software on Employee Computers to Track Everything They Do, Feed the Data to AI
Meta will use tracking software on all of its US-based employees' computers that can track mouse movements and keystrokes to train AI models.
Futurism (futurism.com)
#Meta #Future #Futurism #Dystopia #Dystopian #Surveillance #capitalism #news #artificialintelligence #tech #it
@madeindex The vast majority of people working for Meta are just people who need a job.
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@madeindex probably. Internet in getting more annoying to use by the day.
This worked however: https://archive.is/20260418073715/https://www.reuters.com/world/meta-targets-may-20-first-wave-layoffs-additional-cuts-later-2026-2026-04-17/
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@madeindex It'll be refreshing to see a less robotic version of him.
@wesdym an attempt to humanize Marky Mark hahaha
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@madeindex The vast majority of people working for Meta are just people who need a job.
@wesdym Hahah true, you notice how passionate they are about their product development - nothing is ever happening
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