I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
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@0xabad1dea These are neat!
@barrowofdirt the store is jetpens, if you want to track them down...
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
@0xabad1dea - as a jetpens fan, I recognize this adorable and seriously functional item.
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
@0xabad1dea I want those, but as tactical hairclips!
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
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You are so not clubbing this seal. -
I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
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These soft friends are gonna shank ya. -
I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
@0xabad1dea I’m not sure it isn’t, reading it.
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
@0xabad1dea damn, I want one of those
For no particular reason, they're just cute
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@0xabad1dea peaky blinders vibes 🧢🪒
That's what I was thinking.
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
@0xabad1dea Shiv friends 🥹🥹🥹
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
@0xabad1dea SHOP NOW (or else)
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
I don’t know if something like this would be a good idea in a house with children
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
@0xabad1dea Do you think I could bring one onto a plane?
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
Sounds like a design specifically engineered to use outer cuteness to get past airport security and get box cutters back onto planes ...
Menacing indeed.
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@0xabad1dea Do you think I could bring one onto a plane?
@ThePolishDispatch @0xabad1dea
Looks like it was designed to use its cute outward appearance to human engineer its way past security while using its ceramic cutter to get past the X-ray scan.
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
@0xabad1dea WHY
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange Images that would kill a Victorian child.
Or Elizabethan child.
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
@0xabad1dea does it come in blahaj flavor?
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
@0xabad1dea EVERYONE should have hidden ceramic blades underneath.
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
When you have small children you want to do away with "accidentally".
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I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended
@0xabad1dea I've said it before, and I'll say it again....
