<![CDATA[I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended]]>I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/356a7826-a422-41ac-999b-1068c1454376/i-feel-like-this-pitch-is-more-menacing-than-they-intendedRSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 04:42:25 GMTThu, 16 Apr 2026 10:44:42 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Sun, 03 May 2026 17:32:02 GMT]]>@whitequark @0xabad1dea wait this should've been done in reverse

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/sounddrill/statuses/116511835604540724https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/sounddrill/statuses/116511835604540724Sun, 03 May 2026 17:32:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Sun, 03 May 2026 17:31:49 GMT]]>@whitequark @0xabad1dea me and who

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/sounddrill/statuses/116511834729363020https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/sounddrill/statuses/116511834729363020Sun, 03 May 2026 17:31:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 01:02:06 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea

I know whenever I have to cut a box I'm always wishing I had a pretty box cutter. (thought nobody ever)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ottawa.place/users/the5thColumnist/statuses/116417346072941360https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ottawa.place/users/the5thColumnist/statuses/116417346072941360Fri, 17 Apr 2026 01:02:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 19:15:11 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea
da fuq?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://noc.social/users/wjmalik/statuses/116415981896325918https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://noc.social/users/wjmalik/statuses/116415981896325918Thu, 16 Apr 2026 19:15:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 17:39:32 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea this is like what your most kawaii friend has in her pencil case at public school for self defense

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://stranger.social/users/catmisgivings/statuses/116415605814607348https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://stranger.social/users/catmisgivings/statuses/116415605814607348Thu, 16 Apr 2026 17:39:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 16:47:49 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea ok but are the blades replaceable

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ecoevo.social/users/sarae/statuses/116415402418898052https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ecoevo.social/users/sarae/statuses/116415402418898052Thu, 16 Apr 2026 16:47:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 16:27:02 GMT]]>@hypostase @0xabad1dea
The bouncer said they need to wear shoes

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/RnDanger/statuses/116415320711399739https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/RnDanger/statuses/116415320711399739Thu, 16 Apr 2026 16:27:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 16:16:23 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea was not expecting that twist at the end

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://typo.social/users/drj/statuses/116415278857701121https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://typo.social/users/drj/statuses/116415278857701121Thu, 16 Apr 2026 16:16:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:49:43 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea I've said it before, and I'll say it again....

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/LewisWorkshop/statuses/116415173990584522https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/LewisWorkshop/statuses/116415173990584522Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:49:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:41:05 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea

When you have small children you want to do away with "accidentally".

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://iosdev.space/users/jonhendry/statuses/116415140035882067https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://iosdev.space/users/jonhendry/statuses/116415140035882067Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:41:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:36:40 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea EVERYONE should have hidden ceramic blades underneath.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/jake4480/statuses/116415122651286808https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/jake4480/statuses/116415122651286808Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:36:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:32:48 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea does it come in blahaj flavor?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://autistics.life/users/SecondUniverse/statuses/116415107467831276https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://autistics.life/users/SecondUniverse/statuses/116415107467831276Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:32:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:20:56 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange Images that would kill a Victorian child.
Or Elizabethan child.
It is a threat to children, is the point.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://transfem.social/notes/al56xtpr7hqs00f1https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://transfem.social/notes/al56xtpr7hqs00f1Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:20:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:14:55 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea WHY 😱

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116415037130487541https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/faraiwe/statuses/116415037130487541Thu, 16 Apr 2026 15:14:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:38:29 GMT]]>@ThePolishDispatch @0xabad1dea

Looks like it was designed to use its cute outward appearance to human engineer its way past security while using its ceramic cutter to get past the X-ray scan.

!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SeanPLynch/statuses/116414893867317316https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SeanPLynch/statuses/116414893867317316Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:38:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:35:28 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea

Sounds like a design specifically engineered to use outer cuteness to get past airport security and get box cutters back onto planes ...

Menacing indeed.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SeanPLynch/statuses/116414882039779291https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SeanPLynch/statuses/116414882039779291Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:35:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:27:28 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Do you think I could bring one onto a plane?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ThePolishDispatch/statuses/116414850575226545https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ThePolishDispatch/statuses/116414850575226545Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:27:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:21:31 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea

I don’t know if something like this would be a good idea in a house with children

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/GhostOnTheHalfShell/statuses/116414827172371769https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/GhostOnTheHalfShell/statuses/116414827172371769Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:21:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:17:23 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea SHOP NOW (or else)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mementomori.social/users/jussi_og/statuses/116414574966495711https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mementomori.social/users/jussi_og/statuses/116414574966495711Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:17:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:13:52 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Shiv friends 🥹🥹🥹🔪

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://theforkiverse.com/ap/users/115929517141480867/statuses/116414561128976901https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://theforkiverse.com/ap/users/115929517141480867/statuses/116414561128976901Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:13:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:50:18 GMT]]>@grob @0xabad1dea

That's what I was thinking. 👍 (Except PB aren't at all cute!)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/grb090423/statuses/116414468507748734https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/grb090423/statuses/116414468507748734Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:50:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:39:32 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea damn, I want one of those

For no particular reason, they're just cute

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.ml/users/mo/statuses/116414426179703933https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.ml/users/mo/statuses/116414426179703933Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:39:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:25:19 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea I’m not sure it isn’t, reading it.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/TerryBTwo/statuses/116414370237053858https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/TerryBTwo/statuses/116414370237053858Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:25:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended on Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:18:53 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea
These soft friends are gonna shank ya.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.cat/users/androcat/statuses/116414344980356424https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.cat/users/androcat/statuses/116414344980356424Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:18:53 GMT