I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended

[whitequark@social.treehouse.systems]

@0xabad1dea me

[whitequark@social.treehouse.systems]

@0xabad1dea although ceramic blades like that are actually kind of difficult to hurt yourself with

[wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.at]

@0xabad1dea "win every knife fight with the element of (cute) surprise!"

[ncrazed@fd00.space]

@0xabad1dea it's giving "be gay do crimes" ‍️

[capeta@ursal.zone]

@whitequark @0xabad1dea same

[itgrrl@infosec.exchange]

@0xabad1dea “stealthy assassination, but make it cute”

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@0xabad1dea *announcer voice* the hidden blade is for stabbing!

[barrowofdirt@barrowof.gay]

@0xabad1dea These are neat!

[grob@mstdn.social]

@0xabad1dea peaky blinders vibes 🧢🪒

[0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange]

@barrowofdirt the store is jetpens, if you want to track them down...

[nullnomore@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea - as a jetpens fan, I recognize this adorable and seriously functional item.

[ginevracat@toot.community]

@0xabad1dea I want those, but as tactical hairclips!

[hypostase@bsd.network]

@0xabad1dea
You are so not clubbing this seal.

[androcat@toot.cat]

@0xabad1dea
These soft friends are gonna shank ya.

[terrybtwo@ohai.social]

@0xabad1dea I’m not sure it isn’t, reading it.

[mo@mastodon.ml]

@0xabad1dea damn, I want one of those

For no particular reason, they're just cute

[grb090423@mastodon.social]

@grob @0xabad1dea

That's what I was thinking. (Except PB aren't at all cute!)

[alsy@theforkiverse.com]

@0xabad1dea Shiv friends 🥹🥹🥹

[jussi_og@mementomori.social]

@0xabad1dea SHOP NOW (or else)

[ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai]

@0xabad1dea

I don’t know if something like this would be a good idea in a house with children