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  3. And so but anyway, did I ever tell you about my most humiliating experience as a skilled and successful computer programmer?

And so but anyway, did I ever tell you about my most humiliating experience as a skilled and successful computer programmer?

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  • coffeemug@autistics.lifeC coffeemug@autistics.life

    @GeePawHill That was good to read about your success, congratulations .The bit about emerging with no more than a bent antenna with oil on it struck me so funny my brain will be replaying it for a good while, thanks! 🙂

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    @GeePawHill FWIW, I should have added that our local Ice breaking here on Lake Superior is by the USCGC Spar that uses a "Dynamic Positioning System" that sounds like what you are dealing with. I admire folks that can write programs, best I could do was write and print labels for single sided 180's back in the day.

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    • thirstybear@agilodon.socialT thirstybear@agilodon.social

      @GeePawHill I’m fairly sure Fred Brooks didn’t mean that when he said “Plan to throw one away”, but whatever floats your boat… 🤷‍♂️😉

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      @thirstybear Yeah, he wasn't talking about dead drives. 🙂

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      • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

        And, for the record, I have been a successful professional programmer, an independent, for 45 years. I've failed more times than most people have even tried.

        Some days you get the bear.

        Some days the bear gets you.

        Find joy in it. Without joy, why are we even doing this shit?

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        @GeePawHill Yep. It’s that joy that I love about engineering in general. Which is why I don’t subscribe to the current fad of using random text generators. Altman can pry that joy from my cold, dead fingers.

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        • thirstybear@agilodon.socialT thirstybear@agilodon.social

          @GeePawHill Yep. It’s that joy that I love about engineering in general. Which is why I don’t subscribe to the current fad of using random text generators. Altman can pry that joy from my cold, dead fingers.

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          @thirstybear Indeed. I keep re-posting it:

          "Take the pledge, kids: I don't use LLMs for coding and I don't kiss boys who do."

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          • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

            And so but anyway, did I ever tell you about my most humiliating experience as a skilled and successful computer programmer?

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            @GeePawHill A great story, and well told. Thank you for this!

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            • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

              So I fly to Newfoundland, and I get on an actual icebreaker ship.

              Oh my people, it was so fucking cool. Icebreakers aren't gigantic, like container ships or tanker ships, but they're *big*, just the same.

              And the Canadian Coast Guard is a commercial service, not a military one, so even tho they spend months at sea, they take very good care of their sailors, so, broadly speaking, the place was all modern cons.

              (You still have to take navy showers, but other than that.)

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              @GeePawHill for the people with a lot of extea money to spend i can recommend the luxury cruise ice breaker Le Commandant Charcot of Ponant cruises. festured in Will Smith's northpole documentary. We've sailed it to Antarctica visiting the Emperor penguins.

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              • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                And, for the record, I have been a successful professional programmer, an independent, for 45 years. I've failed more times than most people have even tried.

                Some days you get the bear.

                Some days the bear gets you.

                Find joy in it. Without joy, why are we even doing this shit?

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                @GeePawHill This was a great story.

                Moral of the story: talk to the fucking customer.

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                • mayintoronto@beige.partyM mayintoronto@beige.party

                  @GeePawHill This was a great story.

                  Moral of the story: talk to the fucking customer.

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                  @mayintoronto Talk to the motherfucking customer.

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                  • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                    @mayintoronto Talk to the motherfucking customer.

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                    @GeePawHill @mayintoronto and talk to the end-user, who may not be the same person!

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                    • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                      Not, I repeat, my only great failure as a geek.

                      But, *damn*, that was humiliating.

                      I wrote an *excellent* program that *brilliantly* displayed data coming from hardware that didn't work.

                      It was a gig. I got paid. That's not the point. I was a pro, and pro's deliver *value*.

                      All I delivered was a good laugh.

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                      @GeePawHill reminds me of my Dad's story about crossing the dateline and the equator at the same time: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Qkj87gS9FDkfFcJB_ryqf1uE334f-k7W5h5G_mNxxmw/edit?usp=drivesdk

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                      • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                        Man, I had some fails in my time, but this one wasn't just a fail, it was fucking *embarrassing*.

                        "Build a special custom icebreaking display using the hardware on the ship, it'll be brilliant!"

                        The hardware doesn't work in the ice. Any actual icebreaker captain could have told me -- us -- that, had we -- they -- ever actually consulted one.

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                        @GeePawHill here's an illustration of another good point : go on the field to see how shit works before coding any line of code that's suppose to fix that shit.

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                        • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                          And, for the record, I have been a successful professional programmer, an independent, for 45 years. I've failed more times than most people have even tried.

                          Some days you get the bear.

                          Some days the bear gets you.

                          Find joy in it. Without joy, why are we even doing this shit?

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                          @GeePawHill Thank you for sharing this story. It was a very good, insightful and entertaining read. My takeaway from this anecdote is: always consult a potential user of the software you are developing.

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                          • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                            @thirstybear Indeed. I keep re-posting it:

                            "Take the pledge, kids: I don't use LLMs for coding and I don't kiss boys who do."

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                            @GeePawHill

                            Anybody who does…

                            @thirstybear

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                            • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                              Upside: I saw many many seals, and a polar bear from a distance. The comedy officer was actually the helicopter maintenance guy, and I got a helicopter tour of an iceberg. All of that was rather awesome.

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                              @GeePawHill the only safe way to see a polar bear. If you see one NOT from a distance, something's gone wrong, right?

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                              • pozorvlak@mathstodon.xyzP pozorvlak@mathstodon.xyz

                                @GeePawHill @mayintoronto and talk to the end-user, who may not be the same person!

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                                @pozorvlak @GeePawHill @mayintoronto

                                Thanks for sharing this entertaining story and the advice.

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                                • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                                  And, for the record, I have been a successful professional programmer, an independent, for 45 years. I've failed more times than most people have even tried.

                                  Some days you get the bear.

                                  Some days the bear gets you.

                                  Find joy in it. Without joy, why are we even doing this shit?

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                                  @GeePawHill as someone who once worked on calibrating software for inertial navigation units...

                                  Yeah.

                                  Your story is epic. 🙃

                                  🤣

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                                  • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                                    And so but anyway, did I ever tell you about my most humiliating experience as a skilled and successful computer programmer?

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                                    @GeePawHill a good read, you made my lunch break, thanks!

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                                    • pozorvlak@mathstodon.xyzP pozorvlak@mathstodon.xyz

                                      @GeePawHill @mayintoronto and talk to the end-user, who may not be the same person!

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                                      @pozorvlak @GeePawHill @mayintoronto Speaking as someone who has programmed any robot anywhere ever, another lesson is:

                                      "Sensor fusion is hard."

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                                      • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                                        And so but anyway, did I ever tell you about my most humiliating experience as a skilled and successful computer programmer?

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                                        @GeePawHill wonderful story, thanks! 😃

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                                        • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                                          And, for the record, I have been a successful professional programmer, an independent, for 45 years. I've failed more times than most people have even tried.

                                          Some days you get the bear.

                                          Some days the bear gets you.

                                          Find joy in it. Without joy, why are we even doing this shit?

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                                          @GeePawHill This was an amazing read, thank you! 😄

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