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  3. And so but anyway, did I ever tell you about my most humiliating experience as a skilled and successful computer programmer?

And so but anyway, did I ever tell you about my most humiliating experience as a skilled and successful computer programmer?

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  • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

    And, for the record, I have been a successful professional programmer, an independent, for 45 years. I've failed more times than most people have even tried.

    Some days you get the bear.

    Some days the bear gets you.

    Find joy in it. Without joy, why are we even doing this shit?

    thirstybear@agilodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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    @GeePawHill Yep. It’s that joy that I love about engineering in general. Which is why I don’t subscribe to the current fad of using random text generators. Altman can pry that joy from my cold, dead fingers.

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    • thirstybear@agilodon.socialT thirstybear@agilodon.social

      @GeePawHill Yep. It’s that joy that I love about engineering in general. Which is why I don’t subscribe to the current fad of using random text generators. Altman can pry that joy from my cold, dead fingers.

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      @thirstybear Indeed. I keep re-posting it:

      "Take the pledge, kids: I don't use LLMs for coding and I don't kiss boys who do."

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      • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

        And so but anyway, did I ever tell you about my most humiliating experience as a skilled and successful computer programmer?

        toddz@social.linux.pizzaT This user is from outside of this forum
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        @GeePawHill A great story, and well told. Thank you for this!

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        • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

          So I fly to Newfoundland, and I get on an actual icebreaker ship.

          Oh my people, it was so fucking cool. Icebreakers aren't gigantic, like container ships or tanker ships, but they're *big*, just the same.

          And the Canadian Coast Guard is a commercial service, not a military one, so even tho they spend months at sea, they take very good care of their sailors, so, broadly speaking, the place was all modern cons.

          (You still have to take navy showers, but other than that.)

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          @GeePawHill for the people with a lot of extea money to spend i can recommend the luxury cruise ice breaker Le Commandant Charcot of Ponant cruises. festured in Will Smith's northpole documentary. We've sailed it to Antarctica visiting the Emperor penguins.

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          • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

            And, for the record, I have been a successful professional programmer, an independent, for 45 years. I've failed more times than most people have even tried.

            Some days you get the bear.

            Some days the bear gets you.

            Find joy in it. Without joy, why are we even doing this shit?

            mayintoronto@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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            @GeePawHill This was a great story.

            Moral of the story: talk to the fucking customer.

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            • mayintoronto@beige.partyM mayintoronto@beige.party

              @GeePawHill This was a great story.

              Moral of the story: talk to the fucking customer.

              geepawhill@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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              @mayintoronto Talk to the motherfucking customer.

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              • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                @mayintoronto Talk to the motherfucking customer.

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                @GeePawHill @mayintoronto and talk to the end-user, who may not be the same person!

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                • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                  Not, I repeat, my only great failure as a geek.

                  But, *damn*, that was humiliating.

                  I wrote an *excellent* program that *brilliantly* displayed data coming from hardware that didn't work.

                  It was a gig. I got paid. That's not the point. I was a pro, and pro's deliver *value*.

                  All I delivered was a good laugh.

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                  @GeePawHill reminds me of my Dad's story about crossing the dateline and the equator at the same time: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Qkj87gS9FDkfFcJB_ryqf1uE334f-k7W5h5G_mNxxmw/edit?usp=drivesdk

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                  • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                    Man, I had some fails in my time, but this one wasn't just a fail, it was fucking *embarrassing*.

                    "Build a special custom icebreaking display using the hardware on the ship, it'll be brilliant!"

                    The hardware doesn't work in the ice. Any actual icebreaker captain could have told me -- us -- that, had we -- they -- ever actually consulted one.

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                    @GeePawHill here's an illustration of another good point : go on the field to see how shit works before coding any line of code that's suppose to fix that shit.

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                    • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                      And, for the record, I have been a successful professional programmer, an independent, for 45 years. I've failed more times than most people have even tried.

                      Some days you get the bear.

                      Some days the bear gets you.

                      Find joy in it. Without joy, why are we even doing this shit?

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                      @GeePawHill Thank you for sharing this story. It was a very good, insightful and entertaining read. My takeaway from this anecdote is: always consult a potential user of the software you are developing.

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                      • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                        @thirstybear Indeed. I keep re-posting it:

                        "Take the pledge, kids: I don't use LLMs for coding and I don't kiss boys who do."

                        katzenberger@tldr.nettime.orgK This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @GeePawHill

                        Anybody who does…

                        @thirstybear

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                        • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                          Upside: I saw many many seals, and a polar bear from a distance. The comedy officer was actually the helicopter maintenance guy, and I got a helicopter tour of an iceberg. All of that was rather awesome.

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                          @GeePawHill the only safe way to see a polar bear. If you see one NOT from a distance, something's gone wrong, right?

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                          • pozorvlak@mathstodon.xyzP pozorvlak@mathstodon.xyz

                            @GeePawHill @mayintoronto and talk to the end-user, who may not be the same person!

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                            @pozorvlak @GeePawHill @mayintoronto

                            Thanks for sharing this entertaining story and the advice.

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                            • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                              And, for the record, I have been a successful professional programmer, an independent, for 45 years. I've failed more times than most people have even tried.

                              Some days you get the bear.

                              Some days the bear gets you.

                              Find joy in it. Without joy, why are we even doing this shit?

                              knowprose@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @GeePawHill as someone who once worked on calibrating software for inertial navigation units...

                              Yeah.

                              Your story is epic. 🙃

                              🤣

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                              • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                                And so but anyway, did I ever tell you about my most humiliating experience as a skilled and successful computer programmer?

                                tseitr@mastodon.sdf.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @GeePawHill a good read, you made my lunch break, thanks!

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                                • pozorvlak@mathstodon.xyzP pozorvlak@mathstodon.xyz

                                  @GeePawHill @mayintoronto and talk to the end-user, who may not be the same person!

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                                  @pozorvlak @GeePawHill @mayintoronto Speaking as someone who has programmed any robot anywhere ever, another lesson is:

                                  "Sensor fusion is hard."

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                                  • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                                    And so but anyway, did I ever tell you about my most humiliating experience as a skilled and successful computer programmer?

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                                    @GeePawHill wonderful story, thanks! 😃

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                                    • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                                      And, for the record, I have been a successful professional programmer, an independent, for 45 years. I've failed more times than most people have even tried.

                                      Some days you get the bear.

                                      Some days the bear gets you.

                                      Find joy in it. Without joy, why are we even doing this shit?

                                      phl@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @GeePawHill This was an amazing read, thank you! 😄

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                                      • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                                        The captain is totally ignoring this guy. He's not even spozed to be on the bridge, let alone covered in little patches (just circular bandaids, actually). But the rest of the crew is laughing their ass off.

                                        And it's *funny*.

                                        I mean, yeah, I was embarrassed, but, whatever, I got it. I took off my stupid patch.

                                        We're getting to the ice, and getting to the ice is so amazingly cool, I didn't even mind the comedy officer making me the butt of the joke.

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                                        @GeePawHill getting made a butt of a joke like that by a comedy officer? I'd wear it like a patch of honor!

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                                        • geepawhill@mastodon.socialG geepawhill@mastodon.social

                                          And, for the record, I have been a successful professional programmer, an independent, for 45 years. I've failed more times than most people have even tried.

                                          Some days you get the bear.

                                          Some days the bear gets you.

                                          Find joy in it. Without joy, why are we even doing this shit?

                                          renardboy@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @GeePawHill That's a great story, thanks very much for sharing.

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