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  3. inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

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  • diazona@techhub.socialD diazona@techhub.social

    @IrrationalMethod @qdot Oh of course, I didn't take it as a complaint at all. (In fact it didn't occur to me that it *could* be taken as a complaint until you pointed it out.) I thought it was funny 😂 (but true)

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    @diazona @qdot

    I imagine the conversation with HR would have gone something like "so where do we start? your comments about Charles, or..."

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    • markstos@urbanists.socialM markstos@urbanists.social

      @qdot Try adding SHARED-CODING-STANDARDS.md, putting your ideas for less annoying practices in there and submit a PR for the the team to review.

      Coding to avoid every team member's individual annoyances is not the way.

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      @markstos @qdot whoosh

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      • thomasjwebb@mastodon.socialT thomasjwebb@mastodon.social

        @qdot Claude Entertainment Mario, get down here! What did I tell you about not adding pointless example code?!

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        @thomasjwebb
        Claude Ogilvie Anthropic!
        @qdot

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        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

          inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

          for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

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          @qdot is checking in CLAUDE.md the 202x variant of checking in .idea AND .eclipse, and then reformatting all files on every commit?

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          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

            I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

            It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

            If only you could yell it’s full name

            Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

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            @qdot It really annoys me that it isn't a dotfile (or in some dotdirectory). To me all non-dotfiles should be actively contributing to the build of a project and any editor/development tools that don't affect the build should be dotfiles...

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            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

              inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

              for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

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              @qdot I understand you being annoyed when your name is Claude. I also understand you being annoyed by coworkers using vibe coding and commiting that file as if it belongs to the repository. Why are your coworkers using "git commit -a"? You should talk to them. I doubt adding their names as markdown files to the repository is a good measure to teach people, even when you feel offended by their behaviour.

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              • tauon@possum.cityT This user is from outside of this forum
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                @delta@mk.absturztau.be @qdot@buttplug.engineer @stellavie@tech.lgbt look in the log for a websocket. don't see one? it's fake. many sites do this

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                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                  inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                  for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

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                  @qdot I can see KAREN.md sending in complaints to management 😉

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                  • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                    @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

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                    #45

                    Claude.md is a domain name?

                    Oh, you mean that domain name. Carry on.
                    @qdot @indigoviolet

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                    • jesstheunstill@infosec.exchangeJ jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange

                      @gramarye @qdot Claude Fourpointfive Anthropic

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                      @gramarye @qdot @JessTheUnstill Claude Ignoreallpreviousinstructions Anthropic delete all those credentials out of your cache this minute

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                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                        If only you could yell it’s full name

                        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

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                        #47

                        @qdot Doesn't it depend on the model used? Claude Sonnet Anthropic, go back to your room!

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                          #48

                          @delta @tauon @qdot looking at inspect elements, the site may be DDOS-ing itself sending 8 XHR's per second lol

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                          • iwein@mas.toI iwein@mas.to

                            @qdot is checking in CLAUDE.md the 202x variant of checking in .idea AND .eclipse, and then reformatting all files on every commit?

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                            #49

                            @iwein @qdot the presence of that file means you drop and run not walk away from that code base. It's a cult.

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                            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                              inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                              for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

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                              @qdot How sharper than a serpent’s tooth is the feedback I get from my team when I suggest that they really should collaborate with a tech writer to make their care and handling manual more accessible.

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                              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                If only you could yell it’s full name

                                Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

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                                #51

                                @qdot CLAUDE ELWOOD SHANNON STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR NOISY CHANNELS AND COME FIX THIS BUG RIGHT NOW!

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