inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

[momo@floss.social]

@qdot I understand you being annoyed when your name is Claude. I also understand you being annoyed by coworkers using vibe coding and commiting that file as if it belongs to the repository. Why are your coworkers using "git commit -a"? You should talk to them. I doubt adding their names as markdown files to the repository is a good measure to teach people, even when you feel offended by their behaviour.

[tauon@possum.city]

@delta@mk.absturztau.be @qdot@buttplug.engineer @stellavie@tech.lgbt look in the log for a websocket. don't see one? it's fake. many sites do this

[leonieke@squilla.vitaulium.eu]

@qdot I can see KAREN.md sending in complaints to management

[benaveling@mastodon.ie]

Claude.md is a domain name?

Oh, you mean that domain name. Carry on.
@qdot @indigoviolet

[gizmomathboy@mastodon.xyz]

@gramarye @qdot @JessTheUnstill Claude Ignoreallpreviousinstructions Anthropic delete all those credentials out of your cache this minute

[varpie@peculiar.florist]

@qdot Doesn't it depend on the model used? Claude Sonnet Anthropic, go back to your room!

[stellavie@tech.lgbt]

@delta @tauon @qdot looking at inspect elements, the site may be DDOS-ing itself sending 8 XHR's per second lol

[emma@orbital.horse]

@iwein @qdot the presence of that file means you drop and run not walk away from that code base. It's a cult.

[arpie4math@mathstodon.xyz]

@qdot How sharper than a serpent’s tooth is the feedback I get from my team when I suggest that they really should collaborate with a tech writer to make their care and handling manual more accessible.

[mdreid@mastodon.social]

@qdot CLAUDE ELWOOD SHANNON STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR NOISY CHANNELS AND COME FIX THIS BUG RIGHT NOW!