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Don't worry, Sam, SpaceX won't ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites!

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  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

    Don't worry, Sam, SpaceX won't ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! (There are currently 10,296 Starlink sats in orbit)

    Don't worry, SpaceX said they'd get their satellites below magnitude 7! (They have not https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/link_gateway/2025MNRAS.544L..15M/PUB_PDF)

    Don't worry, they won't actually start Kessler Syndrome! https://outerspaceinstitute.ca/crashclock/

    Don't worry, they won't actually launch a million AI data centres into orbit!! https://theconversation.com/a-new-space-race-could-turn-our-atmosphere-into-a-crematorium-for-satellites-276366

    This is the fucking worst I-told-you-so https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

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    @sundogplanets

    Putting an AI data center in orbit is impossible. The laws of man may be malleable, but the laws of thermodynamics are not.

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    • rootwyrm@weird.autosR rootwyrm@weird.autos

      @sundogplanets "oh, but Kessler syndrome will just destroy all their stuff! Didn't you say that's good?"
      <infinite_screaming.gif>

      It's fine. It's FINE. IT'S FINE!
      Who the fuck needs ships that can navigate the oceans or an ozone layer or even an atmosphere or working communications infrastructure anyway?

      <imagine me slamming my head into the wall repeatedly>

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      @rootwyrm

      Kessler syndrome in low Earth orbit won't entirely prevent the deployment of replacement GPS satellites or otherwise launching rockets into outer space.

      Probably. One hopes.

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      Can Space Debris Block Access to Outer Space?

      Analysis of Kessler syndrome risks and whether orbital debris could prevent launches beyond Earth. Examines accidental cascades, deliberate dispersal threats, and mitigation strategies.

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      • argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.orgA argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

        @rootwyrm

        Kessler syndrome in low Earth orbit won't entirely prevent the deployment of replacement GPS satellites or otherwise launching rockets into outer space.

        Probably. One hopes.

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        Can Space Debris Block Access to Outer Space?

        Analysis of Kessler syndrome risks and whether orbital debris could prevent launches beyond Earth. Examines accidental cascades, deliberate dispersal threats, and mitigation strategies.

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        @sundogplanets

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        @argv_minus_one @rootwyrm It'll just make it WAY WAY WAY riskier and more likely to require multiple attempts.

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        • rootwyrm@weird.autosR rootwyrm@weird.autos

          @sundogplanets the ones who are all "you're overreacting," I don't know how I have not been charged with murder. I really don't.

          There is a reason I included the detail that a society with *interstellar travel* and *aneutronic fusion* completely lost access to an entire planet for nearly a CENTURY when two large freighters collided in mid orbit at speed. And that was not NEARLY as bad as the mess we are in.

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          @rootwyrm

          How could a society have aneutronic fusion and interstellar travel, yet be unable to armor or shield their ships enough to shrug off impact by orbital debris?

          I mean, even if you don't have Star Trek deflector shields, but you do have a rocket powered by a fusion reactor, then you should be able to at least slap some pretty thick slabs of armor on your ship and still fly.

          And not even weird exotic armor. Orbital debris hits with the force of a grenade, not a nuke.

          @sundogplanets

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          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

            @argv_minus_one @rootwyrm It'll just make it WAY WAY WAY riskier and more likely to require multiple attempts.

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            @sundogplanets

            Not according to the numbers in the linked article. 0.5% chance of collision per launch is not great, especially if the mission isn't unmanned, but with odds like that you can still put GPS satellites into orbit pretty reliably.

            @rootwyrm

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              @Tofu_Golem @sundogplanets I think the current Starlinks consume a sustained 22kW! These server sats would be a few times bigger. But it's not impossible. The engineering can be done.

              I hate the idea. I still think it'll fail in many other ways. But the engineering has largely been proven already.

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              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                Don't worry, Sam, SpaceX won't ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! (There are currently 10,296 Starlink sats in orbit)

                Don't worry, SpaceX said they'd get their satellites below magnitude 7! (They have not https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/link_gateway/2025MNRAS.544L..15M/PUB_PDF)

                Don't worry, they won't actually start Kessler Syndrome! https://outerspaceinstitute.ca/crashclock/

                Don't worry, they won't actually launch a million AI data centres into orbit!! https://theconversation.com/a-new-space-race-could-turn-our-atmosphere-into-a-crematorium-for-satellites-276366

                This is the fucking worst I-told-you-so https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

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                @sundogplanets does the advent of kessler syndrome also definitionally imply more space surveillance of remote spots on earth?

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                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                  Don't worry, Sam, SpaceX won't ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! (There are currently 10,296 Starlink sats in orbit)

                  Don't worry, SpaceX said they'd get their satellites below magnitude 7! (They have not https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/link_gateway/2025MNRAS.544L..15M/PUB_PDF)

                  Don't worry, they won't actually start Kessler Syndrome! https://outerspaceinstitute.ca/crashclock/

                  Don't worry, they won't actually launch a million AI data centres into orbit!! https://theconversation.com/a-new-space-race-could-turn-our-atmosphere-into-a-crematorium-for-satellites-276366

                  This is the fucking worst I-told-you-so https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

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                  @sundogplanets Anti alien minefield!

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                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                    @Michkov Can you please say this to all the people who replied to this image "ack-chew-ally I think this new sky-grid is beautiful"

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                    @sundogplanets On a serious note, that may be a result of living under light pollution for your whole live. With so many people living in cities, they don't even know what they lose to the mega constellations.

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                    • hipsterelectron@circumstances.runH hipsterelectron@circumstances.run

                      @sundogplanets does the advent of kessler syndrome also definitionally imply more space surveillance of remote spots on earth?

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                      @hipsterelectron I'm not quite sure what you're asking. But if we have full Kessler Syndrome, it will be hard if not impossible to keep satellite from getting destroyed by debris and NOBODY will be doing surveillance from space.

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                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                        @hipsterelectron I'm not quite sure what you're asking. But if we have full Kessler Syndrome, it will be hard if not impossible to keep satellite from getting destroyed by debris and NOBODY will be doing surveillance from space.

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                        @sundogplanets thanks!

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                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                          Some questions that keep coming up:
                          There are gaps in the lines because this is a bunch of shorter exposures over the course of 10 minutes added together

                          Kessler Syndrome is extremely bad for everybody, don't hope for it (though on my grumpier days I can definitely understand that perspective)

                          The many parallel lines come from the orbits that have been chosen by megaconstellation operators, mostly Starlink. You can see that somewhat in various satellite visualizers like https://satellitetracker3d.com/

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                          @sundogplanets, “Come on, people! I want to do the Kessler Run in less than twelve seconds!”

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                          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                            @Michkov Can you please say this to all the people who replied to this image "ack-chew-ally I think this new sky-grid is beautiful"

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                            @sundogplanets @Michkov

                            The scab I had on my knee that my parents had to debride lest I die from sepsis was beautiful in its way. Nevertheless, when they told me I would die if they did not let me rub it off of me, I let them rub it off of me. And, as always, I took my penicillin. Being a kid in the 1960s who got his tonsils out in the 1960s, when they didn’t take out tonsils regularly anymore, I took a lot of penicillin.

                            Tell that to the people who say that.

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                            • chemoelectric@masto.aiC chemoelectric@masto.ai

                              @sundogplanets @Michkov

                              The scab I had on my knee that my parents had to debride lest I die from sepsis was beautiful in its way. Nevertheless, when they told me I would die if they did not let me rub it off of me, I let them rub it off of me. And, as always, I took my penicillin. Being a kid in the 1960s who got his tonsils out in the 1960s, when they didn’t take out tonsils regularly anymore, I took a lot of penicillin.

                              Tell that to the people who say that.

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                              @sundogplanets @Michkov

                              (I don’t think having the tonsils out helped one bit. But maybe it did. It is hard to know.)

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                              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                Don't worry, Sam, SpaceX won't ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! (There are currently 10,296 Starlink sats in orbit)

                                Don't worry, SpaceX said they'd get their satellites below magnitude 7! (They have not https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/link_gateway/2025MNRAS.544L..15M/PUB_PDF)

                                Don't worry, they won't actually start Kessler Syndrome! https://outerspaceinstitute.ca/crashclock/

                                Don't worry, they won't actually launch a million AI data centres into orbit!! https://theconversation.com/a-new-space-race-could-turn-our-atmosphere-into-a-crematorium-for-satellites-276366

                                This is the fucking worst I-told-you-so https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

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                                @sundogplanets Professor Lawler, would you please tell me if you aware of anyone attempting to model how Kessler Syndrome will play-out, with all that's up there now, and planned in the short term?

                                I'm very anxious to know whether high velocity collisions in low earth orbit could have enough energy to eject material further out to medium and high orbit. Put simply, does a tech bro Kesslerpocalyse take-out BeiDou, Galileo, GLONASS, and GPS, as well?

                                I'm assuming it would, in effect, eventually, due to attrition, since I imagine it will be difficult, perhaps impossible, to launch any more MEO, GEO, or HEO satellites through the LEO debris layer.* I suppose it's also fairly likely that the debris will scatter RF energy to the point where satellite astronavigation and time synchronization fails, anyway.

                                *We can savor the irony of Elon trapped on Earth by his own space junk, at least.

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                                • wallabra@bark.lgbtW wallabra@bark.lgbt

                                  @macronencer Ohh, right, yeah, that argument. I had forgotten about it.

                                  Yeah, it's bollocks. Ukraine still has Internet infrastructure. It's not as hard to destroy internet connectivity in a war precisely because of the distributive nature of routable networks.

                                  In other words, Starlink is completely unnecessary. Ukraine's gonna be fine... at least internet wise.

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                                  @wallabra
                                  @macronencer While I also don't think it justifies Starlink, no, there is currently no replacement for Starlink in the Ukrainian context. At the trench lines, there is no infrastructure of any kind left. It's all rubble. Also, getting realtime video uplink from a drone in the middle of the black sea or in the middle of Moscow is not possible for them by any non-satellite means. In theory the front line connections could be partially replaced by much much more heavily deployed terrestrial data radios, but they're by default easier to both jam and home in on with RF-seeking drones, simply due to the angle of intended emissions.

                                  The internet is somewhat resilient, yes. However, its resilience is highly overestimated by folks who don't work on carrier networks. The whole thing is held together with very expensive ducktape and bailing wire and constant efforts by thousands of people. Fiber breaks are a constant problem. The only intact fiber at the Ukrainian front is attached to FPV drones.

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                                  • dymaxion@infosec.exchangeD dymaxion@infosec.exchange

                                    @wallabra
                                    @macronencer While I also don't think it justifies Starlink, no, there is currently no replacement for Starlink in the Ukrainian context. At the trench lines, there is no infrastructure of any kind left. It's all rubble. Also, getting realtime video uplink from a drone in the middle of the black sea or in the middle of Moscow is not possible for them by any non-satellite means. In theory the front line connections could be partially replaced by much much more heavily deployed terrestrial data radios, but they're by default easier to both jam and home in on with RF-seeking drones, simply due to the angle of intended emissions.

                                    The internet is somewhat resilient, yes. However, its resilience is highly overestimated by folks who don't work on carrier networks. The whole thing is held together with very expensive ducktape and bailing wire and constant efforts by thousands of people. Fiber breaks are a constant problem. The only intact fiber at the Ukrainian front is attached to FPV drones.

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                                    @dymaxion @macronencer I mean, all technology is held together by duct tape, yeah. Such is the nature of squeezing margin out of capital. That doesn't mean deploying a hecto-mesh of satellites is the approach to go with for resilient remote miltary operations. I mean, think about it this way: did Iran need Starlink to strike Dubai with drones?

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                                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                      Some questions that keep coming up:
                                      There are gaps in the lines because this is a bunch of shorter exposures over the course of 10 minutes added together

                                      Kessler Syndrome is extremely bad for everybody, don't hope for it (though on my grumpier days I can definitely understand that perspective)

                                      The many parallel lines come from the orbits that have been chosen by megaconstellation operators, mostly Starlink. You can see that somewhat in various satellite visualizers like https://satellitetracker3d.com/

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                                      @sundogplanets

                                      I certainly have thought that a good dose of Kessler Syndrome would put the tech bros and unregulated capitalism in their place, but apparently KS could mean no more space flights...for hundreds of years. Prof, is there more, and worse?

                                      "Kessler Syndrome is extremely bad for everybody, don't hope for it (though on my grumpier days I can definitely understand that perspective)"

                                      Future generations are not going to respect their ancestors, and I don't blame 'em

                                      #kesslersyndrome

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                                      • wallabra@bark.lgbtW wallabra@bark.lgbt

                                        @dymaxion @macronencer I mean, all technology is held together by duct tape, yeah. Such is the nature of squeezing margin out of capital. That doesn't mean deploying a hecto-mesh of satellites is the approach to go with for resilient remote miltary operations. I mean, think about it this way: did Iran need Starlink to strike Dubai with drones?

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                                        @wallabra
                                        @macronencer Iran is mostly shooting at stuff that doesn't move and doing without manual terminal-phase guidance. Again, I'm not saying that it's justified. That said, making the argument to governments that capability is not worth the risk and impact on a way that will be heard requires acknowledging the use cases where there is no direct replacement and the infrastructural dependencies that attempts to replace it imply. The EU and China are both working toward their own constellations, multiplying the problem, because having a sovereign LEO data capability is seen as a critical defense capability.

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                                          @Tofu_Golem @sundogplanets: They're also insanely stupid as far as maintenance goes.

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