<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Don't worry, Sam, SpaceX won't ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! (There are currently 10,296 Starlink sats in orbit)</p><p>Don't worry, SpaceX said they'd get their satellites below magnitude 7! (They have not <a href="https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/link_gateway/2025MNRAS.544L..15M/PUB_PDF" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/link_gat</span><span>eway/2025MNRAS.544L..15M/PUB_PDF</span></a>)</p><p>Don't worry, they won't actually start Kessler Syndrome!  <a href="https://outerspaceinstitute.ca/crashclock/" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>outerspaceinstitute.ca/crashcl</span><span>ock/</span></a></p><p>Don't worry, they won't actually launch a million AI data centres into orbit!! <a href="https://theconversation.com/a-new-space-race-could-turn-our-atmosphere-into-a-crematorium-for-satellites-276366" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>theconversation.com/a-new-spac</span><span>e-race-could-turn-our-atmosphere-into-a-crematorium-for-satellites-276366</span></a></p><p>This is the fucking worst I-told-you-so  <a href="https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.ht</span><span>ml</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/419faa9c-8322-43e7-9712-4b03381372e1/don-t-worry-sam-spacex-won-t-actually-launch-7-000-satellites</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 16:58:47 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/419faa9c-8322-43e7-9712-4b03381372e1.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 13:55:49 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Fri, 01 May 2026 07:43:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://kolektiva.social/@Tofu_Golem">@<span>Tofu_Golem</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span>: They're also insanely stupid as far as maintenance goes.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/raktheundead/statuses/116498196935575088</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/raktheundead/statuses/116498196935575088</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[raktheundead@vmst.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 07:43:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 23:03:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wallabra%40bark.lgbt">@<span>wallabra</span></a></span><br /><span><a href="https://mastodon.scot/@macronencer">@<span>macronencer</span></a></span> Iran is mostly shooting at stuff that doesn't move and doing without manual terminal-phase guidance. Again, I'm not saying that it's justified.  That said, making the argument to governments that capability is not worth the risk and impact on a way that will be heard requires acknowledging the use cases where there is no direct replacement and the infrastructural dependencies that attempts to replace it imply.  The EU and China are both working toward their own constellations, multiplying the problem, because having a sovereign LEO data capability is seen as a critical defense capability.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/dymaxion/statuses/116496150334981197</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/dymaxion/statuses/116496150334981197</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[dymaxion@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 23:03:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 15:51:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> </p><p>I certainly have thought that a good dose of Kessler Syndrome would put the tech bros and unregulated capitalism in their place, but apparently KS could mean no more space flights...for hundreds of years. Prof, is there more, and worse?</p><p>"Kessler Syndrome is extremely bad for everybody, don't hope for it (though on my grumpier days I can definitely understand that perspective)"</p><p>Future generations are not going to respect their ancestors, and I don't blame 'em</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/kesslersyndrome" rel="tag">#<span>kesslersyndrome</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115372845687819494/statuses/116494453349065852</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115372845687819494/statuses/116494453349065852</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[elasticsoul@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 15:51:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 13:08:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/dymaxion%40infosec.exchange">@<span>dymaxion</span></a></span> <span><a href="https://mastodon.scot/@macronencer">@<span>macronencer</span></a></span> I mean, all technology is held together by duct tape, yeah. Such is the nature of squeezing margin out of capital. That doesn't mean deploying a hecto-mesh of satellites is the approach to go with for resilient remote miltary operations. I mean, think about it this way: did Iran need Starlink to strike Dubai with drones?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bark.lgbt/users/wallabra/statuses/116493811727496901</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bark.lgbt/users/wallabra/statuses/116493811727496901</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wallabra@bark.lgbt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 13:08:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 10:28:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wallabra%40bark.lgbt">@<span>wallabra</span></a></span><br /><span><a href="https://mastodon.scot/@macronencer">@<span>macronencer</span></a></span> While I also don't think it justifies Starlink, no, there is currently no replacement for Starlink in the Ukrainian context. At the trench lines, there is no infrastructure of any kind left. It's all rubble. Also, getting realtime video uplink from a drone in the middle of the black sea or in the middle of Moscow is not possible for them by any non-satellite means. In theory the front line connections could be partially replaced by much much more heavily deployed terrestrial data radios, but they're by default easier to both jam and home in on with RF-seeking drones, simply due to the angle of intended emissions. </p><p>The internet is somewhat resilient, yes. However, its resilience is highly overestimated by folks who don't work on carrier networks. The whole thing is held together with very expensive ducktape and bailing wire and constant efforts by thousands of people. Fiber breaks are a constant problem.  The only intact fiber at the Ukrainian front is attached to  FPV drones.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/dymaxion/statuses/116493182906699824</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/dymaxion/statuses/116493182906699824</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[dymaxion@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 10:28:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 21:30:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> Professor Lawler, would you please tell me if you aware of anyone attempting to model how Kessler Syndrome will play-out, with all that's up there now, and planned in the short term?</p><p>I'm very anxious to know whether high velocity collisions in low earth orbit could have enough energy to eject material further out to medium and high orbit.  Put simply, does a tech bro Kesslerpocalyse take-out BeiDou, Galileo, GLONASS, and GPS, as well?</p><p> I'm assuming it would, in effect, eventually, due to attrition, since I imagine it will be difficult, perhaps impossible, to launch any more MEO, GEO, or HEO satellites through the LEO debris layer.* I suppose it's also fairly likely that the debris will scatter RF energy to the point where satellite astronavigation and time synchronization fails, anyway.</p><p>*We can savor the irony of Elon trapped on Earth by his own space junk, at least.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0x0ddc0ffee/statuses/116490123595354330</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0x0ddc0ffee/statuses/116490123595354330</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[0x0ddc0ffee@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 21:30:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 18:50:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/michkov%40mas.to">@<span>Michkov</span></a></span> </p><p>(I don’t think having the tonsils out helped one bit. But maybe it did. It is hard to know.)</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/chemoelectric/statuses/116483833796341631</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/chemoelectric/statuses/116483833796341631</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[chemoelectric@masto.ai]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 18:50:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 18:47:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/michkov%40mas.to">@<span>Michkov</span></a></span> </p><p>The scab I had on my knee that my parents had to debride lest I die from sepsis was beautiful in its way. Nevertheless, when they told me I would die if they did not let me rub it off of me, I let them rub it off of me. And, as always, I took my penicillin. Being a kid in the 1960s who got his tonsils out in the 1960s, when they didn’t take out tonsils regularly anymore, I took a lot of penicillin.</p><p>Tell that to the people who say that.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/chemoelectric/statuses/116483821662777294</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/chemoelectric/statuses/116483821662777294</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[chemoelectric@masto.ai]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 18:47:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 18:05:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span>, “Come on, people! I want to do the Kessler Run in less than twelve seconds!”</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/lp0_on_fire/statuses/116483656648985752</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/lp0_on_fire/statuses/116483656648985752</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lp0_on_fire@social.linux.pizza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 18:05:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:30:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> thanks!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://circumstances.run/users/hipsterelectron/statuses/116483045918419532</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://circumstances.run/users/hipsterelectron/statuses/116483045918419532</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hipsterelectron@circumstances.run]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:30:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:35:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/hipsterelectron%40circumstances.run">@<span>hipsterelectron</span></a></span> I'm not quite sure what you're asking. But if we have full Kessler Syndrome, it will be hard if not impossible to keep satellite from getting destroyed by debris and NOBODY will be doing surveillance from space.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sundogplanets/statuses/116482593862764823</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sundogplanets/statuses/116482593862764823</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sundogplanets@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:35:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 10:38:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> On a serious note, that may be a result of living under light pollution for your whole live. With so many people living in cities, they don't even know what they lose to the mega constellations.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/Michkov/statuses/116481896360326508</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/Michkov/statuses/116481896360326508</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[michkov@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 10:38:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 09:49:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> Anti alien minefield!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/John_Loader/statuses/116481704576768457</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/John_Loader/statuses/116481704576768457</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[john_loader@ohai.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 09:49:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 05:46:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> does the advent of kessler syndrome also definitionally imply more space surveillance of remote spots on earth?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://circumstances.run/users/hipsterelectron/statuses/116480750579337382</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://circumstances.run/users/hipsterelectron/statuses/116480750579337382</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hipsterelectron@circumstances.run]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 05:46:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 04:58:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://kolektiva.social/@Tofu_Golem">@<span>Tofu_Golem</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> I think the current Starlinks consume a sustained 22kW! These server sats would be a few times bigger. But it's not impossible. The engineering can be done.</p><p>I hate the idea. I still think it'll fail in many other ways. But the engineering has largely been proven already.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/guigsy/statuses/116480560702664591</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/guigsy/statuses/116480560702664591</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[guigsy@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 04:58:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:41:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> </p><p>Not according to the numbers in the linked article. 0.5% chance of collision per launch is not great, especially if the mission isn't unmanned, but with odds like that you can still put GPS satellites into orbit pretty reliably.</p><p><span><a href="/user/rootwyrm%40weird.autos">@<span>rootwyrm</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/argv_minus_one/statuses/116480258571414493</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/argv_minus_one/statuses/116480258571414493</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:41:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:36:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rootwyrm%40weird.autos">@<span>rootwyrm</span></a></span> </p><p>How could a society have aneutronic fusion and interstellar travel, yet be unable to armor or shield their ships enough to shrug off impact by orbital debris?</p><p>I mean, even if you don't have Star Trek deflector shields, but you do have a rocket powered by a fusion reactor, then you should be able to at least slap some pretty thick slabs of armor on your ship and still fly.</p><p>And not even weird exotic armor. Orbital debris hits with the force of a grenade, not a nuke.</p><p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/argv_minus_one/statuses/116480239345072917</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/argv_minus_one/statuses/116480239345072917</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:36:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:35:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/argv_minus_one%40mastodon.sdf.org">@<span>argv_minus_one</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/rootwyrm%40weird.autos">@<span>rootwyrm</span></a></span> It'll just make it WAY WAY WAY riskier and more likely to require multiple attempts.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sundogplanets/statuses/116480232969172570</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sundogplanets/statuses/116480232969172570</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sundogplanets@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:35:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:33:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rootwyrm%40weird.autos">@<span>rootwyrm</span></a></span> </p><p>Kessler syndrome in low Earth orbit won't entirely prevent the deployment of replacement GPS satellites or otherwise launching rockets into outer space.</p><p>Probably. One hopes.</p><p></p><div class="card col-md-9 col-lg-6 position-relative link-preview p-0">



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</div><p></p><p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/argv_minus_one/statuses/116480227961998936</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/argv_minus_one/statuses/116480227961998936</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:33:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:13:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> </p><p>Putting an AI data center in orbit is impossible. The laws of man may be malleable, but the laws of thermodynamics are not.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/argv_minus_one/statuses/116480149038212057</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/argv_minus_one/statuses/116480149038212057</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:13:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:10:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wraptile%40fosstodon.org">@<span>wraptile</span></a></span> I see</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/savera/statuses/116480134922580489</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/savera/statuses/116480134922580489</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[savera@mastodon.sdf.org]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:10:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:08:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/brokar%40mastodon.social">@<span>Brokar</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/wraptile%40fosstodon.org">@<span>wraptile</span></a></span> It's also much more difficult to destroy a satellite, almost impossible with conventional weapons.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/CosmicCactus/statuses/116480127242842701</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/CosmicCactus/statuses/116480127242842701</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cosmiccactus@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 03:08:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 01:59:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sundogplanets%40mastodon.social">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> the ones who are all "you're overreacting," I don't know how I have not been charged with murder. I really don't.</p><p>There is a reason I included the detail that a society with *interstellar travel* and *aneutronic fusion* completely lost access to an entire planet for nearly a CENTURY when two large freighters collided in mid orbit at speed. And that was not NEARLY as bad as the mess we are in.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116479855769086783</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weird.autos/users/rootwyrm/statuses/116479855769086783</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rootwyrm@weird.autos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 01:59:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Don&#x27;t worry, Sam, SpaceX won&#x27;t ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 01:50:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/michkov%40mas.to">@<span>Michkov</span></a></span> (only mostly kidding)</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sundogplanets/statuses/116479821083711294</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sundogplanets/statuses/116479821083711294</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sundogplanets@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 01:50:19 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>