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Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63.

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

    Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

    humeanbeing@mastodon.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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    @fesshole did she not offer you a go on them?

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    • humeanbeing@mastodon.socialH humeanbeing@mastodon.social

      @fesshole did she not offer you a go on them?

      robertpi@functional.cafeR This user is from outside of this forum
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      @humeanbeing @fesshole
      Have to admit, I wondered how he knew...

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      • finitebaffle@mas.toF finitebaffle@mas.to

        @fesshole

        HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE FIRM, IMPRESSIVELY SO OR OTHERWISE

        springdiesel@spore.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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        @finitebaffle @fesshole

        I choose to assume the poster observed a noticable lack of jiggle. and might not understand the rigorous support of a classic bra.

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        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

          Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

          john234@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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          @fesshole maybe it's nude day in their house on Wednesdays.

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          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

            Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

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            @fesshole There is a movie in that.

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            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

              Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

              csolisr@hub.azkware.netC This user is from outside of this forum
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              Let me guess, hubby hopes wifey inherited those genes specifically?
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              • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

                lazarou@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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                @fesshole "I love staring at your mother's tits" he said loudly across the village green

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                • ronanmcd@mastodon.greenR ronanmcd@mastodon.green

                  @fesshole this would be an excellent Simon Pegg movie

                  mansr@society.oftrolls.comM This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @ronanmcd @fesshole Or a Seinfeld episode.

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                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                    Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

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                    @fesshole Post pics and let us judge for ourselves.

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                    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                      Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

                      pagett@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @fesshole double down

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                      • pagett@mastodon.socialP pagett@mastodon.social

                        @fesshole double down

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                        @pagett @fesshole

                        Double not-down seems more like it.

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