<![CDATA[Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63.]]>Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/fe651d86-f72c-4dab-8eb2-7757dcac847c/told-my-wife-i-thought-her-mum-had-impressively-firm-breasts-for-a-woman-of-63.RSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 04:53:38 GMTTue, 28 Apr 2026 12:20:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. on Wed, 29 Apr 2026 21:56:43 GMT]]>@pagett @fesshole

Double not-down seems more like it.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/celesteh/statuses/116490227112058758https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/celesteh/statuses/116490227112058758Wed, 29 Apr 2026 21:56:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 22:16:41 GMT]]>@fesshole double down

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/pagett/statuses/116484643327955959https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/pagett/statuses/116484643327955959Tue, 28 Apr 2026 22:16:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:46:15 GMT]]>@fesshole Post pics and let us judge for ourselves.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116387874843509316/statuses/116483108058450006https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116387874843509316/statuses/116483108058450006Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:46:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:49:57 GMT]]>@ronanmcd @fesshole Or a Seinfeld episode.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://society.oftrolls.com/users/mansr/statuses/116482886721884698https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://society.oftrolls.com/users/mansr/statuses/116482886721884698Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:49:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:57:05 GMT]]>@fesshole "I love staring at your mother's tits" he said loudly across the village green

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Lazarou/statuses/116482678830539481https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Lazarou/statuses/116482678830539481Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:57:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:36:48 GMT]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hub.azkware.net/objects/6e2ecb8d-1169-f0b7-f014-d75863404623https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hub.azkware.net/objects/6e2ecb8d-1169-f0b7-f014-d75863404623Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:36:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:28:28 GMT]]>@fesshole There is a movie in that.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116264672619630838/statuses/116482566269752466https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116264672619630838/statuses/116482566269752466Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:28:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:27:41 GMT]]>@fesshole maybe it's nude day in their house on Wednesdays.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/john234/statuses/116482563208825718https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/john234/statuses/116482563208825718Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:27:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:13:38 GMT]]>@finitebaffle @fesshole

I choose to assume the poster observed a noticable lack of jiggle. and might not understand the rigorous support of a classic bra.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://spore.social/users/springdiesel/statuses/116482507950287082https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://spore.social/users/springdiesel/statuses/116482507950287082Tue, 28 Apr 2026 13:13:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:55:12 GMT]]>@humeanbeing @fesshole
Have to admit, I wondered how he knew...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://functional.cafe/users/robertpi/statuses/116482435450992844https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://functional.cafe/users/robertpi/statuses/116482435450992844Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:55:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:50:54 GMT]]>@fesshole did she not offer you a go on them?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115740516179654775/statuses/116482418540965827https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115740516179654775/statuses/116482418540965827Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:50:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:33:42 GMT]]>@fesshole

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE FIRM, IMPRESSIVELY SO OR OTHERWISE

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/finitebaffle/statuses/116482350947706521https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/finitebaffle/statuses/116482350947706521Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:33:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:26:16 GMT]]>@fesshole this would be an excellent Simon Pegg movie

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.green/users/ronanmcd/statuses/116482321696056076https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.green/users/ronanmcd/statuses/116482321696056076Tue, 28 Apr 2026 12:26:16 GMT