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Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63.

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
    fesshole@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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    Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

    ronanmcd@mastodon.greenR finitebaffle@mas.toF humeanbeing@mastodon.socialH john234@mastodon.socialJ theloopfarm@mastodon.socialT 9 Replies Last reply
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    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

      Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

      ronanmcd@mastodon.greenR This user is from outside of this forum
      ronanmcd@mastodon.greenR This user is from outside of this forum
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      @fesshole this would be an excellent Simon Pegg movie

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      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

        Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

        finitebaffle@mas.toF This user is from outside of this forum
        finitebaffle@mas.toF This user is from outside of this forum
        finitebaffle@mas.to
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        @fesshole

        HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE FIRM, IMPRESSIVELY SO OR OTHERWISE

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        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

          Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

          humeanbeing@mastodon.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
          humeanbeing@mastodon.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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          @fesshole did she not offer you a go on them?

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          • humeanbeing@mastodon.socialH humeanbeing@mastodon.social

            @fesshole did she not offer you a go on them?

            robertpi@functional.cafeR This user is from outside of this forum
            robertpi@functional.cafeR This user is from outside of this forum
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            @humeanbeing @fesshole
            Have to admit, I wondered how he knew...

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            • finitebaffle@mas.toF finitebaffle@mas.to

              @fesshole

              HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE FIRM, IMPRESSIVELY SO OR OTHERWISE

              springdiesel@spore.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
              springdiesel@spore.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
              springdiesel@spore.social
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              @finitebaffle @fesshole

              I choose to assume the poster observed a noticable lack of jiggle. and might not understand the rigorous support of a classic bra.

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              • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

                john234@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                john234@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                @fesshole maybe it's nude day in their house on Wednesdays.

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                • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                  Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

                  theloopfarm@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                  theloopfarm@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @fesshole There is a movie in that.

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                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                    Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

                    csolisr@hub.azkware.netC This user is from outside of this forum
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                    Let me guess, hubby hopes wifey inherited those genes specifically?
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                    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                      Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

                      lazarou@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
                      lazarou@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @fesshole "I love staring at your mother's tits" he said loudly across the village green

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                      • ronanmcd@mastodon.greenR ronanmcd@mastodon.green

                        @fesshole this would be an excellent Simon Pegg movie

                        mansr@society.oftrolls.comM This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @ronanmcd @fesshole Or a Seinfeld episode.

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                        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                          Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

                          tomcullen@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                          tomcullen@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @fesshole Post pics and let us judge for ourselves.

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                          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                            Told my wife I thought her mum had impressively firm breasts for a woman of 63. She only went and told her mum who was that chuffed she told the whole village. Mortified.

                            pagett@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @fesshole double down

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                            • pagett@mastodon.socialP pagett@mastodon.social

                              @fesshole double down

                              celesteh@hachyderm.ioC This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @pagett @fesshole

                              Double not-down seems more like it.

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