Life finds a way

[bewitchedmind@mastodon.social]

@vowe So that's why Ben G. Thomas grew a moustache.

[riggbeck@mastodon.social]

@vowe

These young people give me hope for the future.

[glowl@chaos.social]

@Dany @vowe i wonder if they imply the kid is actually younger than 13 by talking about "children" and not "teens"?

[d1@autistics.life]

@vowe it's an idea so crazy it night just work

[mediocreman@mastodon.social]

@vowe
If that is all it takes to get passed this system, it is a bit useless.

[frutigeraero00@mastodon.social]

@vowe This is hilarous but, age verificiation just verifies face, not age birth? Or it doesnt connect to an actual gov database?

So, can you just make a fake id and it would work?

[pedro_mateus@mas.to]

@vowe

Time to add age verification to the sale of sharpies!

[gimulnautti@mastodon.green]

@vowe It was never about #ageverification!

It was about government having become impotent to regulate big tech. It was about the #neoliberal #ideology having invaded every nook & cranny of our lives. Even children have to serve the interests of shareholders in #BigTech companies, who won’t be held accountable for making their products safe for children.

Instead we hand over what remains of our #privacy to generate even more money & power for shareholders, disguised as care.. 🤮

[landelare@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@vowe Just a third? Those are rookie numbers.

[nf3xn@mastodon.social]

@gimulnautti @vowe So I had a thought and wondered what if I refused age verification? "Cannot access this site? Ok then."

Could my internet experience actually improve?

Or will the fascists still manage to inject MASS DEPORTATIONS narratives in front of our kids?

Who is going to hold these sites to account if they have verified age but still publish things that kids ought not see?

[gyroplast@furry.engineer]

@vowe

Next up, three kids stacked in a trenchcoat, and Groucho glasses are making a comeback?

Poor satirists, getting sidelined hard by reality every day.

[rhelune@todon.eu]

@mynameistillian @vowe This timeline is tragicomic.

[thefish@mastodon.social]

@vowe Image you build an million euro software and children hack you with a pencil

[sassinake@mastodon.social]

@vowe

So, girls, paint a few streaks of hair, white, or draw some wrinkles.

[leonardof@bertha.social]

@vowe I'm shocked it worked

[jibel@ruhr.social]

@vowe this is illegal! some one ban pens - we cant have this kind of criminals around the internet

[sassinake@mastodon.social]

@vowe

you just know 'labour' will use this information to round up 'illegals' if they get in power (by election or corruption)

[eldaking@weirder.earth]

@vowe People are required to provide their most private data, supposedly to allow for the most accurate age verification.

Which is influenced by drawing a fake mustache.

[gkrnours@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@vowe I knew someone who had a beard at 15, never got asked for ID when buying alcohol.

[walrus@toot.wales]

@riggbeck @vowe

Same here! Such an elegant, simple solution to such a stupid problem.