Life finds a way

[gyroplast@furry.engineer]

@vowe

Next up, three kids stacked in a trenchcoat, and Groucho glasses are making a comeback?

Poor satirists, getting sidelined hard by reality every day.

[rhelune@todon.eu]

@mynameistillian @vowe This timeline is tragicomic.

[thefish@mastodon.social]

@vowe Image you build an million euro software and children hack you with a pencil

[sassinake@mastodon.social]

@vowe

So, girls, paint a few streaks of hair, white, or draw some wrinkles.

[leonardof@bertha.social]

@vowe I'm shocked it worked

[jibel@ruhr.social]

@vowe this is illegal! some one ban pens - we cant have this kind of criminals around the internet

[sassinake@mastodon.social]

@vowe

you just know 'labour' will use this information to round up 'illegals' if they get in power (by election or corruption)

[eldaking@weirder.earth]

@vowe People are required to provide their most private data, supposedly to allow for the most accurate age verification.

Which is influenced by drawing a fake mustache.

[gkrnours@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@vowe I knew someone who had a beard at 15, never got asked for ID when buying alcohol.

[walrus@toot.wales]

@riggbeck @vowe

Same here! Such an elegant, simple solution to such a stupid problem.

[opoponax@mastodon.social]

@vowe if a cosmetic pencil is all it takes to bypass the process, then can't be a good process to start with. Also reminds me of how kids used Google Docs to bypass social media restrictions and secretly message their friends. Kids will always find cleverly simple workarounds

[terribletowelie@mastodon.social]

@vowe when i was 14 i had a goatee, the drinking age was 18 so i bypassed age verification back in the 80s, nothing new....

[ticho@mas.to]

@vowe I can't believe it's not TheOnion!

[martinrocket@mastodon.social]

@vowe that checks out: certainly, the verification uses AI, and if it is trained on data, where a specific feature (lets say, a moustache) is linked to a specific age category, the AI will detect it as that age...

[old_angry_queer@girlcock.club]

@Sassinake idk mustache sounds easier even still

@vowe

[furrybeta@shark.community]

@vowe The kids are all right

[xs4me2@mastodon.social]

@vowe

Haha! Sure does, always!

[mediocratese@climatejustice.social]

@vowe
How to beat AI.
(Average Intelligence)

[sassinake@mastodon.social]

@old_angry_queer @vowe

you risk being sent the Gender Police then.

[stux@mstdn.social]

@vowe Whaha love this