I'm sorry.

[grimalkina@mastodon.social]

@wordshaper this actually might be the least strange thing he's ever posted

[amenonsen@flipping.rocks]

@grimalkina Until it said "lab" in the very last sentence, I thought he was *writing* the report before going to bed.

[xabean@infosec.exchange]

@grimalkina @wordshaper

[wordshaper@weatherishappening.network]

@grimalkina /me stares blankly off into the distance and quietly walks into the sea

[thomasjwebb@mastodon.social]

@grimalkina men can't just care about their wives' pleasure without announcing it to the world and inventing a pseudoscientific justification smh.

[jawnsy@mastodon.social]

@grimalkina This is not the fact check I was expecting, but I'm delighted by it all the same

[sandorspruit@mastodon.nl]

@amenonsen @grimalkina Man, this stuff is weird 🤪 Clearly, hygiene prescribes reading the report *before* he gives her the once over. Amateur

[grimalkina@mastodon.social]

@KevinCarson1 I'm putting up a psychic damage mental block

[grimalkina@mastodon.social]

@jawnsy rigor matters everywhere!!!

[jawnsy@mastodon.social]

@castanea_jo @grimalkina He's a weird guy, it's a strange thing to post, but probably not anywhere near the most unhinged thing he's said. But the fact that anyone pays attention to him is a real indictment of the rest of us lol

[thestrangelet@beige.party]

@grimalkina I've seen a lot of men objectify women, but this is a whole new level.

[lzg@mastodon.social]

@grimalkina doing the lordts work

[nefex@ruhr.social]

@grimalkina Thanks for the knowledge on this topic.
Why does this guy post such things?

[beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com]

@grimalkina cat i just hit some sort of land speed record going from “who the fuck is this person” to “what the fuck is WRONG with this person”

like

[bfordham@infosec.exchange]

@grimalkina

Cat. Uh. Wow.

And your comment that this may be the least weird thing they've posted is deeply concerning.

[dave@alvarado.social]

@grimalkina can we also talk about the two tweets that guy put back-to-back?

IS THAT HIS TESTING METHODOLOGY?!?

[going_to_maine@mastodon.social]

@beep @grimalkina congrats on being one of today's lucky 10,000 I suppose.

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@grimalkina bryan johnson’s name is like an entire genre of content warning. maybe 2 or 3 genres at once.

thank you for absolutely torching his pathetic, scientifically illiterate ass here

[petko@social.petko.me]

@lzg @grimalkina thanks I hate it...

[bright_helpings@mspsocial.net]

@grimalkina It'd make the @vagina_museum proud.