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  3. The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

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  • bsletten@mastodon.socialB bsletten@mastodon.social

    The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

    #privacy #technology #eula

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    uzakl@masto.ai
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    @bsletten No paper 😱 😱 😱

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    • bsletten@mastodon.socialB bsletten@mastodon.social

      The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

      #privacy #technology #eula

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      phosphenes@glasgow.social
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      #5

      @bsletten

      Yeesh where the hell was that picture taken?

      I can only think it was something like a rehab center where you can't hide and do drugs.

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      • bsletten@mastodon.socialB bsletten@mastodon.social

        The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

        #privacy #technology #eula

        darkoptimism@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
        darkoptimism@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
        darkoptimism@mstdn.social
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        #6

        @bsletten

        Also, tosdr is an excellent resource!
        https://tosdr.org/

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        • bsletten@mastodon.socialB bsletten@mastodon.social

          The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

          #privacy #technology #eula

          grandthefturkel@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
          grandthefturkel@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
          grandthefturkel@mastodon.social
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          #7

          @bsletten Firstly, this is funny whatever the case 😂

          The odd tile pattern in the middle of the floor reads to me as either an app doing its best to stitch a panoramic shot together, or slop 🤔 That, the lack of toilet paper dispensers, and the fact that no one would earnestly build this makes me think this is either slop or an art installation.

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          • bsletten@mastodon.socialB bsletten@mastodon.social

            The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

            #privacy #technology #eula

            qccechris@mastodon.socialQ This user is from outside of this forum
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            qccechris@mastodon.social
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            #8

            @bsletten The toilets need to be see through, the walls need to be see through. There needs to be a man in each stall with a stop watch, measuring tape, clipboard, cameras, a phone with active connection to the ceo, advertisements everywhere based on the measurements taken, a subscription based cash slot for both the bathroom, and the toilet dlc. And someone at the exit saying, you have a 50% increase on your health Insurance.

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            • bsletten@mastodon.socialB bsletten@mastodon.social

              The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

              #privacy #technology #eula

              dfx4509b@friendica.worldD This user is from outside of this forum
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              dfx4509b@friendica.world
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              #9
              @bsletten As if your typical American office wasn't enough of a prison already. What's next, 'Don't Drop the Soap' becomes a workplace joke and not just a prison joke?
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              • bsletten@mastodon.socialB bsletten@mastodon.social

                The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

                #privacy #technology #eula

                nicol@social.coopN This user is from outside of this forum
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                nicol@social.coop
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                #10

                @bsletten “your privacy is important to us, and our 1,478 partners”

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                • bsletten@mastodon.socialB bsletten@mastodon.social

                  The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

                  #privacy #technology #eula

                  xs4me2@mastodon.socialX This user is from outside of this forum
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                  xs4me2@mastodon.social
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                  #11

                  @bsletten

                  Spot on!

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                  • bsletten@mastodon.socialB bsletten@mastodon.social

                    The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

                    #privacy #technology #eula

                    brouhaha@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                    brouhaha@mastodon.social
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                    #12

                    @bsletten
                    "You have zero privacy anyway. Get over it."
                    – Scott McNealy, CEO of Sun Microsystems, 1999

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                    • bsletten@mastodon.socialB bsletten@mastodon.social

                      The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

                      #privacy #technology #eula

                      iveryam@mastodon.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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                      iveryam@mastodon.social
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                      @bsletten

                      “You want (trans)parency? We’ll give you (trans)parency!”

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                      • bsletten@mastodon.socialB bsletten@mastodon.social

                        The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

                        #privacy #technology #eula

                        netzblockierer@tech.lgbtN This user is from outside of this forum
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                        netzblockierer@tech.lgbt
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                        #14

                        @bsletten The fact that companies are not mandated to publicly version their ToS / TnC's in a searchable and compareable fashion (i.e. git) is the problem!

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                        • otttoz@mastodon.unoO otttoz@mastodon.uno

                          @UkeleleEric @bsletten quando entra la persona si oscurano automaticamente le parti vetrate

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                          otttoz@mastodon.uno
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                          #15

                          @UkeleleEric @bsletten Questi bagni utilizzano la tecnologia smart glass (o vetro a cristalli liquidi). A riposo, le pareti sono trasparenti; quando la persona entra e chiude a chiave la porta, un sensore elettrico fa allineare i cristalli, trasformando istantaneamente il vetro in una parete completamente opaca.Questa tecnologia innovativa offre diversi vantaggi e caratteristiche:Funzionamento PDLC: I cristalli liquidi dispersi in polimeri (PDLC) sono racchiusi tra due lastre di vetro.

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                          • bsletten@mastodon.socialB bsletten@mastodon.social

                            The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

                            #privacy #technology #eula

                            scrottie@bsd.networkS This user is from outside of this forum
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                            scrottie@bsd.network
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                            #16

                            @bsletten #toiletswiththreateningauras

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