The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.
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The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.
@bsletten Firstly, this is funny whatever the case
The odd tile pattern in the middle of the floor reads to me as either an app doing its best to stitch a panoramic shot together, or slop
That, the lack of toilet paper dispensers, and the fact that no one would earnestly build this makes me think this is either slop or an art installation. -
The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.
@bsletten The toilets need to be see through, the walls need to be see through. There needs to be a man in each stall with a stop watch, measuring tape, clipboard, cameras, a phone with active connection to the ceo, advertisements everywhere based on the measurements taken, a subscription based cash slot for both the bathroom, and the toilet dlc. And someone at the exit saying, you have a 50% increase on your health Insurance.
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The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.
@bsletten As if your typical American office wasn't enough of a prison already. What's next, 'Don't Drop the Soap' becomes a workplace joke and not just a prison joke? -
The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.
@bsletten “your privacy is important to us, and our 1,478 partners”
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The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.
Spot on!
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The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.
@bsletten
"You have zero privacy anyway. Get over it."
– Scott McNealy, CEO of Sun Microsystems, 1999 -
The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.
“You want (trans)parency? We’ll give you (trans)parency!”
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The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.
@bsletten The fact that companies are not mandated to publicly version their ToS / TnC's in a searchable and compareable fashion (i.e.
git) is the problem! -
@UkeleleEric @bsletten quando entra la persona si oscurano automaticamente le parti vetrate
@UkeleleEric @bsletten Questi bagni utilizzano la tecnologia smart glass (o vetro a cristalli liquidi). A riposo, le pareti sono trasparenti; quando la persona entra e chiude a chiave la porta, un sensore elettrico fa allineare i cristalli, trasformando istantaneamente il vetro in una parete completamente opaca.Questa tecnologia innovativa offre diversi vantaggi e caratteristiche:Funzionamento PDLC: I cristalli liquidi dispersi in polimeri (PDLC) sono racchiusi tra due lastre di vetro.
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The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.
