<![CDATA[The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.]]>The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/93d7d27a-1b0e-49a9-85db-63eb52c2ae39/the-next-time-a-company-updates-their-privacy-policy-with-long-thick-legalese-let-me-give-you-this-visual-summary.RSS for NodeFri, 05 Jun 2026 19:03:12 GMTTue, 02 Jun 2026 16:22:25 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 20:36:47 GMT]]>@bsletten

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bsd.network/users/scrottie/statuses/116693755981830952https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bsd.network/users/scrottie/statuses/116693755981830952Thu, 04 Jun 2026 20:36:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 10:16:28 GMT]]>@UkeleleEric @bsletten Questi bagni utilizzano la tecnologia smart glass (o vetro a cristalli liquidi). A riposo, le pareti sono trasparenti; quando la persona entra e chiude a chiave la porta, un sensore elettrico fa allineare i cristalli, trasformando istantaneamente il vetro in una parete completamente opaca.Questa tecnologia innovativa offre diversi vantaggi e caratteristiche:Funzionamento PDLC: I cristalli liquidi dispersi in polimeri (PDLC) sono racchiusi tra due lastre di vetro.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Otttoz/statuses/116685654522669224https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Otttoz/statuses/116685654522669224Wed, 03 Jun 2026 10:16:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 07:33:39 GMT]]>@bsletten The fact that companies are not mandated to publicly version their ToS / TnC's in a searchable and compareable fashion (i.e. git) is the problem!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/ap/users/116655881384112498/statuses/116685014241667847https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/ap/users/116655881384112498/statuses/116685014241667847Wed, 03 Jun 2026 07:33:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:27:41 GMT]]>@bsletten

“You want (trans)parency? We’ll give you (trans)parency!”

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/iVeryAm/statuses/116683339283611504https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/iVeryAm/statuses/116683339283611504Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:27:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:14:14 GMT]]>@bsletten
"You have zero privacy anyway. Get over it."
– Scott McNealy, CEO of Sun Microsystems, 1999

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/brouhaha/statuses/116683286415843834https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/brouhaha/statuses/116683286415843834Wed, 03 Jun 2026 00:14:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:15:30 GMT]]>@bsletten

Spot on!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/xs4me2/statuses/116682819512381161https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/xs4me2/statuses/116682819512381161Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:15:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:00:16 GMT]]>@bsletten “your privacy is important to us, and our 1,478 partners”

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.coop/users/nicol/statuses/116682759645974346https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.coop/users/nicol/statuses/116682759645974346Tue, 02 Jun 2026 22:00:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 21:48:20 GMT]]>@bsletten As if your typical American office wasn't enough of a prison already. What's next, 'Don't Drop the Soap' becomes a workplace joke and not just a prison joke?]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://friendica.world/objects/84b6ef2b-766a-1f4f-a422-925737081311https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://friendica.world/objects/84b6ef2b-766a-1f4f-a422-925737081311Tue, 02 Jun 2026 21:48:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 20:25:39 GMT]]>@bsletten The toilets need to be see through, the walls need to be see through. There needs to be a man in each stall with a stop watch, measuring tape, clipboard, cameras, a phone with active connection to the ceo, advertisements everywhere based on the measurements taken, a subscription based cash slot for both the bathroom, and the toilet dlc. And someone at the exit saying, you have a 50% increase on your health Insurance.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/QCCEChris/statuses/116682387589438343https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/QCCEChris/statuses/116682387589438343Tue, 02 Jun 2026 20:25:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 20:11:55 GMT]]>@bsletten Firstly, this is funny whatever the case 😂

The odd tile pattern in the middle of the floor reads to me as either an app doing its best to stitch a panoramic shot together, or slop 🤔 That, the lack of toilet paper dispensers, and the fact that no one would earnestly build this makes me think this is either slop or an art installation.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GrandTheftUrkel/statuses/116682333559992519https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GrandTheftUrkel/statuses/116682333559992519Tue, 02 Jun 2026 20:11:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:17:22 GMT]]>@bsletten

Also, tosdr is an excellent resource!
https://tosdr.org/

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/DarkOptimism/statuses/116682119112483890https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/DarkOptimism/statuses/116682119112483890Tue, 02 Jun 2026 19:17:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:44:40 GMT]]>@bsletten

Yeesh where the hell was that picture taken?

I can only think it was something like a rehab center where you can't hide and do drugs.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://glasgow.social/users/Phosphenes/statuses/116681990529246549https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://glasgow.social/users/Phosphenes/statuses/116681990529246549Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:44:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:44:21 GMT]]>@bsletten No paper 😱 😱 😱

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/uzakl/statuses/116681989238075580https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/uzakl/statuses/116681989238075580Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:44:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:26:38 GMT]]>@UkeleleEric @bsletten quando entra la persona si oscurano automaticamente le parti vetrate

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Otttoz/statuses/116681919566180173https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Otttoz/statuses/116681919566180173Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:26:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The next time a company updates their privacy policy with long, thick legalese, let me give you this visual summary. on Tue, 02 Jun 2026 16:41:31 GMT]]>@bsletten 'Yes, if you've got nothing to hide, why are you worried?'

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/UkeleleEric/statuses/116681506276865125https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/UkeleleEric/statuses/116681506276865125Tue, 02 Jun 2026 16:41:31 GMT