#Via Micah / rincewind.run3:28 PM · May 19, 2026
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@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster
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#Via Grapevine Police
@grapevinepolice
12:56 PM · May 19, 2026"Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the 'Wade Mode' feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested."
@_L1vY_ This product, by the man who bought the James Bond Lotus Esprit and promised to make it a real sub.
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@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster "Arrested for having an unregistered boat"
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@L1vY@mstdn.social Apparently one of the crimes he was charged with was not having a license for a boat. But you don’t need a license to have an anchor!
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@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster
I always point and laugh when I see a Dorkmobile, but this dorkmove takes the dorkcake! -
#Via Grapevine Police
@grapevinepolice
12:56 PM · May 19, 2026"Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the 'Wade Mode' feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested."
@_L1vY_ @grapevinepolice
Does it quack like a duck boat?
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@_L1vY_ @grapevinepolice
Does it quack like a duck boat? -
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#Via Grapevine Police
@grapevinepolice
12:56 PM · May 19, 2026"Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the 'Wade Mode' feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested."
@_L1vY_ Oh Wankpanzer of the Lake, give me your wisdom!
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#Via Grapevine Police
@grapevinepolice
12:56 PM · May 19, 2026"Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the 'Wade Mode' feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested."
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#Via Grapevine Police
@grapevinepolice
12:56 PM · May 19, 2026"Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the 'Wade Mode' feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested."
What was the basis for the arrest? Stupidity?
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#Via Micah / rincewind.run
3:28 PM · May 19, 2026"Cybertruck owner believes advertising, drives into lake (!), is arrested?
and they say the perfect news story doesn’t exist.
Oh my god there’s video and it’s beautiful."
@_L1vY_ Reminds me of when people thought the first iPhone was waterproof because of some YouTube video. It's wild what happens when marketing hype meets reality, especially when the reality involves a multi-ton vehicle sinking.
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#Via Micah / rincewind.run
3:28 PM · May 19, 2026"Cybertruck owner believes advertising, drives into lake (!), is arrested?
and they say the perfect news story doesn’t exist.
Oh my god there’s video and it’s beautiful."
@_L1vY_ wouldn't it have just rusted to death soon even if it had worked?
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@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster
I always point and laugh when I see a Dorkmobile, but this dorkmove takes the dorkcake!@kevinashworth @eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster not dorks, nazis. 'Dorks' were just the smart kids, but the people who make and drive these are frequently white supremacist, fascist. Not dorks at all.
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@jmax@mastodon.social @brouhaha@mastodon.social @_L1vY_@mstdn.social @qurlyjoe@mstdn.social it may be bold of me to suggest, but if he can goose, he can iceman just as easily
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@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee thank you! Schadenfreude achieved.
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What was the basis for the arrest? Stupidity?
@huntingdon @_L1vY_ If only that was indictable.
