<![CDATA[#Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026]]> Micah / rincewind.run‬
3:28 PM · May 19, 2026

"Cybertruck owner believes advertising, drives into lake (!), is arrested?

and they say the perfect news story doesn’t exist.

Oh my god there’s video and it’s beautiful."

https://youtube.com/shorts/5HdChN_2hPY

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/9c06fbb1-f7de-4c55-891a-063e46bfd4ed/via-micah-rincewind.run-3-28-pm-may-19-2026RSS for NodeMon, 25 May 2026 07:56:26 GMTTue, 19 May 2026 21:57:06 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 11:39:02 GMT]]>@Wintergr33n @_L1vY_ It's where you drive your car into the water and then wade back to the shore. Working as designed.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/sothach/statuses/116606706840232488https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/sothach/statuses/116606706840232488Wed, 20 May 2026 11:39:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 03:59:21 GMT]]>@liquor_american what s gonna happen is he’ll set up a go fund me and thousands of equally idiotic white males will fill it to achieve 1.75 times the goal. @_L1vY_

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/carl/statuses/116604899261754064https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/carl/statuses/116604899261754064Wed, 20 May 2026 03:59:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 02:57:50 GMT]]>@huntingdon In the article it says, "he faces charges of operating a vehicle in a closed section of the park, but also with boat-related charges including not having a valid boat registration and not having lifejackets or a fire extinguisher on board the truck."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/_L1vY_/statuses/116604657388006761https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/_L1vY_/statuses/116604657388006761Wed, 20 May 2026 02:57:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 02:52:14 GMT]]>@huntingdon @_L1vY_ If only that was indictable.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/aprilfollies/statuses/116604635318789368https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/aprilfollies/statuses/116604635318789368Wed, 20 May 2026 02:52:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 02:50:19 GMT]]>@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee thank you! Schadenfreude achieved.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/Shanmonster/statuses/116604627809927250https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/Shanmonster/statuses/116604627809927250Wed, 20 May 2026 02:50:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 02:27:45 GMT]]>@jmax@mastodon.social @brouhaha@mastodon.social @_L1vY_@mstdn.social @qurlyjoe@mstdn.social it may be bold of me to suggest, but if he can goose, he can iceman just as easily

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fire.asta.lgbt/notes/amh0agv40vsg04tjhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fire.asta.lgbt/notes/amh0agv40vsg04tjWed, 20 May 2026 02:27:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 02:17:49 GMT]]>@kevinashworth @eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster not dorks, nazis. 'Dorks' were just the smart kids, but the people who make and drive these are frequently white supremacist, fascist. Not dorks at all.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://thecanadian.social/ap/users/116277706632326484/statuses/116604500015825641https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://thecanadian.social/ap/users/116277706632326484/statuses/116604500015825641Wed, 20 May 2026 02:17:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 02:15:12 GMT]]>@brouhaha @_L1vY_ @qurlyjoe

well, a duck with no bill would be Daffy.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116604489747953916https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116604489747953916Wed, 20 May 2026 02:15:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 01:53:43 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ wouldn't it have just rusted to death soon even if it had worked?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://girlcock.club/users/old_angry_queer/statuses/116604405258497727https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://girlcock.club/users/old_angry_queer/statuses/116604405258497727Wed, 20 May 2026 01:53:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 01:09:31 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ Reminds me of when people thought the first iPhone was waterproof because of some YouTube video. It's wild what happens when marketing hype meets reality, especially when the reality involves a multi-ton vehicle sinking.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116535831720048152/statuses/116604231419394499https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116535831720048152/statuses/116604231419394499Wed, 20 May 2026 01:09:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 00:59:56 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ @grapevinepolice

What was the basis for the arrest? Stupidity?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/huntingdon/statuses/116604193776411181https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/huntingdon/statuses/116604193776411181Wed, 20 May 2026 00:59:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 00:59:30 GMT]]>@brouhaha @_L1vY_ @qurlyjoe - So your only option is to goose?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116604192040171737https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116604192040171737Wed, 20 May 2026 00:59:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 00:21:47 GMT]]>@_L1vY_

OK, but what is Wade Mode?

Yes, he's dumb, but I think he can sue Elon.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lingo.lol/ap/users/115645018233576898/statuses/116604043771664911https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lingo.lol/ap/users/115645018233576898/statuses/116604043771664911Wed, 20 May 2026 00:21:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 00:17:10 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ Oh Wankpanzer of the Lake, give me your wisdom!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/galacticstone/statuses/116604025625106325https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/galacticstone/statuses/116604025625106325Wed, 20 May 2026 00:17:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 00:13:42 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ @qurlyjoe
I didn't pay my duck bill, so now they won't let me duck.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/brouhaha/statuses/116604011951169071https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/brouhaha/statuses/116604011951169071Wed, 20 May 2026 00:13:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 00:12:08 GMT]]>@brouhaha @qurlyjoe a duck bill! 😂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/_L1vY_/statuses/116604005803309588https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/_L1vY_/statuses/116604005803309588Wed, 20 May 2026 00:12:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Wed, 20 May 2026 00:08:26 GMT]]>@qurlyjoe @_L1vY_
She has a carrot for a nose!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/brouhaha/statuses/116603991293611208https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/brouhaha/statuses/116603991293611208Wed, 20 May 2026 00:08:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:22:58 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ @grapevinepolice
Does it quack like a duck boat?

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I always point and laugh when I see a Dorkmobile, but this dorkmove takes the dorkcake!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/kevinashworth/statuses/116603808091128523https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/kevinashworth/statuses/116603808091128523Tue, 19 May 2026 23:21:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:14:24 GMT]]>@paco Solid base for appeal, if his lawyer is willing to get their feet wet. @_L1vY_

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/count_01/statuses/116603778823196469https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/count_01/statuses/116603778823196469Tue, 19 May 2026 23:14:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:07:55 GMT]]>@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster "Arrested for having an unregistered boat" 😂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Lazarou/statuses/116603753317301057https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Lazarou/statuses/116603753317301057Tue, 19 May 2026 23:07:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:04:11 GMT]]>@_L1vY_ This product, by the man who bought the James Bond Lotus Esprit and promised to make it a real sub.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/krypt3ia/statuses/116603738598592945https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/krypt3ia/statuses/116603738598592945Tue, 19 May 2026 23:04:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:03:45 GMT]]>@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster
⬆️
eejits of the world unite!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nrmacdonald/statuses/116603736928017793https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nrmacdonald/statuses/116603736928017793Tue, 19 May 2026 23:03:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #Via Micah / rincewind.run‬3:28 PM · May 19, 2026 on Tue, 19 May 2026 23:02:37 GMT]]>@eric@geldmacher.io @Shanmonster@c.im @_L1vY_@mstdn.social @peteralee@mastodon.me.uk he should have just said he was trying to preempt any fires or explosions

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fire.asta.lgbt/notes/amgsynzm0vsg04oohttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fire.asta.lgbt/notes/amgsynzm0vsg04ooTue, 19 May 2026 23:02:37 GMT