#Via Micah / rincewind.run3:28 PM · May 19, 2026
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#Via Micah / rincewind.run
3:28 PM · May 19, 2026"Cybertruck owner believes advertising, drives into lake (!), is arrested?
and they say the perfect news story doesn’t exist.
Oh my god there’s video and it’s beautiful."
@L1vY@mstdn.social Apparently one of the crimes he was charged with was not having a license for a boat. But you don’t need a license to have an anchor!
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#Via Grapevine Police
@grapevinepolice
12:56 PM · May 19, 2026"Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the 'Wade Mode' feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested."
@_L1vY_ Every story like this makes me realize that the target audience for the Cybertruck was very stupid people. And it seems to have worked.
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@liquor_american As I understand it the wrecker truck use costs like $10K, presumably he'll be getting some kind of bill!
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@_L1vY_ I love, love, love that they got him on not having a valid boat license.
@xgranade@wandering.shop @_L1vY_@mstdn.social not gonna lie, I kinda wanna see him hit with "illegal dumping of waste".
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@xgranade@wandering.shop @_L1vY_@mstdn.social not gonna lie, I kinda wanna see him hit with "illegal dumping of waste".
Seems like a good time to reprise this clip
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉 (@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world)
Attached: 1 image Anyway, for some light relief courtesy of @mmiasma@mastodon.sdf.org (who found it on Reddit), here's a little more proof that the offspring of people who drive #Swasticars are kept alive solely by money and social privilege, without which they would definitely not survive. If you manage to watch this only once, you're a better person than I am. 😬
Mastodon (mastodon.world)
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#Via Grapevine Police
@grapevinepolice
12:56 PM · May 19, 2026"Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the 'Wade Mode' feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested."
@_L1vY_ No, Sir, we meant wade metaphorically into uncharted waters.
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Seems like a good time to reprise this clip
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉 (@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world)
Attached: 1 image Anyway, for some light relief courtesy of @mmiasma@mastodon.sdf.org (who found it on Reddit), here's a little more proof that the offspring of people who drive #Swasticars are kept alive solely by money and social privilege, without which they would definitely not survive. If you manage to watch this only once, you're a better person than I am. 😬
Mastodon (mastodon.world)
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Seems like a good time to reprise this clip
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉 (@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world)
Attached: 1 image Anyway, for some light relief courtesy of @mmiasma@mastodon.sdf.org (who found it on Reddit), here's a little more proof that the offspring of people who drive #Swasticars are kept alive solely by money and social privilege, without which they would definitely not survive. If you manage to watch this only once, you're a better person than I am. 😬
Mastodon (mastodon.world)
@urlyman@mastodon.social @xgranade@wandering.shop @_L1vY_@mstdn.social oh NO
what in the... WHAT. Oh my god. -
@_L1vY_ I love, love, love that they got him on not having a valid boat license.
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There was an Instagram link too but that seemed even worse to link to
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@_L1vY_ No, Sir, we meant wade metaphorically into uncharted waters.
@kimlockhartga @_L1vY_
I've never heard of wade mode, but given how the driver has proven his IQ by purchasing one of these things, I'm not surprised by the result. -
#Via Micah / rincewind.run
3:28 PM · May 19, 2026"Cybertruck owner believes advertising, drives into lake (!), is arrested?
and they say the perfect news story doesn’t exist.
Oh my god there’s video and it’s beautiful."
@_L1vY_ "No valid boat registration" ... ROARING LAUGHTER!
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@_L1vY_ "No valid boat registration" ... ROARING LAUGHTER!
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@eric@geldmacher.io @Shanmonster@c.im @_L1vY_@mstdn.social @peteralee@mastodon.me.uk he should have just said he was trying to preempt any fires or explosions
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@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster
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#Via Grapevine Police
@grapevinepolice
12:56 PM · May 19, 2026"Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the 'Wade Mode' feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested."
@_L1vY_ This product, by the man who bought the James Bond Lotus Esprit and promised to make it a real sub.
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@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster "Arrested for having an unregistered boat"
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@L1vY@mstdn.social Apparently one of the crimes he was charged with was not having a license for a boat. But you don’t need a license to have an anchor!
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@eric @_L1vY_ @peteralee @Shanmonster
I always point and laugh when I see a Dorkmobile, but this dorkmove takes the dorkcake! -
#Via Grapevine Police
@grapevinepolice
12:56 PM · May 19, 2026"Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the 'Wade Mode' feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested."
@_L1vY_ @grapevinepolice
Does it quack like a duck boat?
