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[karendorman@mastodon.sdf.org]

@ObsidianUrbex
The Trolls (who normally live Under the bridge and terrorize passersby) won the lottery. They moved Up in the world and for decades handed out individual lima beans to anyone who crossed (through their filthy living room)

[teskariel@mastodon.pnpde.social]

@ObsidianUrbex The house of Baba Yaga's seafaring cousin, obviously!

[lefthandbass59@cupoftea.social]

@ObsidianUrbex

Wreckage left over from the Martian invasion in HG Wells' War of the Worlds perhaps?

[cascheranno@hachyderm.io]

@christopherkunz @ObsidianUrbex yeah. I mean, her hut. I mean, I always imagined her aiming for marshy amphibious life. Eyes of newt, toad spit, salamander scales ain’t gon’ gather themselves…

[owlor@meow.social]

@ObsidianUrbex It is the result of a fascinating bureaucratic mishap where for some reason they defined the property the house sits on as coordinates in 3d space rather than a two-dimensional boundary and they slightly miscalculated the Z-axis.

[clayfoot@mastodon.social]

@ObsidianUrbex Built at the last minute for a birthday party 20 years ago, it's Howl's Moving Castle!

[mhoye@cosocial.ca]

@ObsidianUrbex Baba Yaga’s Double-wide

[amro@todon.nl]

@ObsidianUrbex
Every Baba Yaga reference is already made... I got nothing ‍️

[thezosia@mastodon.com.pl]

@ObsidianUrbex
AT-AT-osaurus fossil

[electric_gumball@mastodon.social]

@ObsidianUrbex
I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid, great flocks of them used to gather in September & they'd do their mating dance all up & down the Thames.

[christopherkunz@chaos.social]

@cascheranno @ObsidianUrbex This is how I imagine her hut in a Fallout 4 side quest.

[henryk@chaos.social]

@ObsidianUrbex After a disastrous encounter with a girl named Dorothy, and her house, the local witch population decided it would be safer to introduce a vertical buffer zone into all new building permits, allowing for easy egress should ever a house fall on one of theirs again.

[anke@social.scribblers.club]

@ObsidianUrbex the grandma of Baba Yaga's hut.

[norestforthewicked@metalhead.club]

@ObsidianUrbex
One of the last wild houses.
As they went almost extinct in the housing crisis, this lonley gentle giant roaming the landscape, in search for other houses. The loneliness took toll on this specimen, as wild houses roamed in groups and took care of themselves together

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@ObsidianUrbex The hottest dance club in town.

[pdmckone@cosocial.ca]

@ObsidianUrbex

This is a garage for a flying car.

In the 1950s, it was thought that we'd all have something like this to call home, that commuting would be a breeze, and congestion a thing of the past.

[algernon@come-from.mad-scientist.club]

@ObsidianUrbex (Extraterrestial narrator): The year is 3192, humanity is extinct, but remnants of a once thriving civilization remain.

Pictured here is a skeleton of what we now believe to be the skeleton of a Very Large Human, a ballet dancer. At the time of the Very Serious Extinction Event, this human individual was happily dancing in the river - you can see its frontal leg still reaching out! -, wearing large concrete dancing shoes for balance.

Judging from the signatures on the shoes, presumably from celebrities of their time, and the solid build of its metal bones, we assume this individual was a respected member of human society. An athlete, perhaps.

It died dancing, happy. That's a good way to go.

[lionelb@expressional.social]

@ObsidianUrbex

It is obviously a transit station for flying boats.

[gryphonwandering@mastodon.social]

@ObsidianUrbex Early “walking bridge” ferry. It worked for several months with a capacity of six lorries, or 20 farmer’s carts, or four classrooms of terrified schoolchildren.

Eventually retired because it required too many workers to keep moving the concrete “feet” one in front of the other each trip back and forth to remain practical.

Still used in remote, undeveloped parts of the world such as Cleveland, Ohio.

[dpk@chaos.social]

@ObsidianUrbex @algernon That’s from Half-Life 2