If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
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@HailsandAles @Binder Pretty sure you are obligated to offer them the hot dog first.
@mikemccaffrey @HailsandAles @Binder "may I offer you a topologically ambagious sandwich in this trying time?"
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles no wait just eat it
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles @tayfonay as long as you possibly can for your own good, because biting them will probably make them cry longer and perhaps even harder…
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles a nanosecond.
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@HailsandAles a nanosecond.
@HailsandAles time each bite with their sobs.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles I am a dirtbag and probably am hungry so I'm going to eat that hot dog.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles
It depends which stand the dog is from and how attached I am to the person.If it's a fascist and there's not enough celery salt on the dog those tears might just come in handy.
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@HailsandAles @Binder Pretty sure you are obligated to offer them the hot dog first.
@mikemccaffrey @HailsandAles @Binder if they're crying, I'm pretty sure a hot dog won't help.
However...
You can offer them yours, saying, I'll go and get another. Helps assuage any guilt about taking your hot dog. -
If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
Offer them the hot dog. If they refuse, chomp away.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles depends on why did you make them cry. If it is your 4 year old starving after you picked them up from kindergarden, you better give them your hot dog, if it is an abusing racist/fascist/MAGA idiot & you told him off & kicked him in the nuts, munch away & laugh.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles Maintain eye contact with a neutral expression while you listen to them, while slowly bringing the hot dog up to your mouth.
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@HailsandAles Maintain eye contact with a neutral expression while you listen to them, while slowly bringing the hot dog up to your mouth.
maybe it's the hotdog
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles
Considering a hot dog is 3 bites for me, the harder they cry more likely I'm finishing my hot dog -
If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles @jonne The whole time it takes to slowly lift the hot dog into your mouth while intensely staring straight in the crying person’s eyes.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles OT - your HDR profile pic is messing with the color scaling of the whole screen (Ice Cube app on iOS). Overall not nice to look at, but cool hack.
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@HailsandAles OT - your HDR profile pic is messing with the color scaling of the whole screen (Ice Cube app on iOS). Overall not nice to look at, but cool hack.
@axel_hartmann I don’t even know what this means. It is not intentions and looks normal on my client
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