If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles what do you mean wait
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles are you George Costanza? Is this some lost Seinfeld plot?
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
If you offer them a bite first (they almost never accept), you won't have to wait.
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If you offer them a bite first (they almost never accept), you won't have to wait.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles They'll only cry more if you bite them.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles if your hotdog goes cold because you waited too long, then there will be two people crying.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles A one-armed hug is still a hug.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
Half their age, plus 7. In minutes.
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@HailsandAles A one-armed hug is still a hug.
@_slotek_ @HailsandAles Man, I'm sorry, but I think you have to trash the hot dog. Nearly same dilemma, days a go...
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles @Binder Pretty sure you are obligated to offer them the hot dog first.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles
Take a bite of what?
The person or the hotdog?
If, the person, will you be feeding them / letting them eat the hotdog first?
On the other hand, eat hotdog using hand A & hug person (assuming friend or related & appropriate) with hand B.
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@_slotek_ @HailsandAles Man, I'm sorry, but I think you have to trash the hot dog. Nearly same dilemma, days a go...
@wendigo @HailsandAles Was it a taco-related incident? Those can be really tricky.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
right after you offer it to the crying person
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
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If you offer them a bite first (they almost never accept), you won't have to wait.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles Depends on why they were crying. If it’s because they really wanted a hot dog and didn’t have one, I’d distract them to think there was something scary behind them and then eat the hot dog while they were turned around.
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@wendigo @HailsandAles Was it a taco-related incident? Those can be really tricky.
@_slotek_ @HailsandAles Ha! Nope!
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles That depends. Why are they crying? Is it because it was their hot dog? If so, you'd better hurry. Don't give them a chance to get it back.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles After just a few minutes you'll be holding a lukewarm dog and the question will no longer be applicable; ergo solved.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles I guess it depends on how salty you like your hot dog.
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