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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

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  • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH This user is from outside of this forum
    hailsandales@metalhead.clubH This user is from outside of this forum
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    If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

    jake4480@c.imJ bazkie@beige.partyB fistfulofdave@mastodon.socialF surdfish@beige.partyS woe2you@beige.partyW 30 Replies Last reply
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    • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

      If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

      jake4480@c.imJ This user is from outside of this forum
      jake4480@c.imJ This user is from outside of this forum
      jake4480@c.im
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      @HailsandAles 😂🤣😂

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      • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

        If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

        bazkie@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
        bazkie@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
        bazkie@beige.party
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        @HailsandAles what do you mean wait

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        • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

          If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

          fistfulofdave@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
          fistfulofdave@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
          fistfulofdave@mastodon.social
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          @HailsandAles are you George Costanza? Is this some lost Seinfeld plot?

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          • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

            If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

            surdfish@beige.partyS This user is from outside of this forum
            surdfish@beige.partyS This user is from outside of this forum
            surdfish@beige.party
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            @HailsandAles

            If you offer them a bite first (they almost never accept), you won't have to wait.

            hailsandales@metalhead.clubH falcennial@mastodon.socialF 2 Replies Last reply
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            • surdfish@beige.partyS surdfish@beige.party

              @HailsandAles

              If you offer them a bite first (they almost never accept), you won't have to wait.

              hailsandales@metalhead.clubH This user is from outside of this forum
              hailsandales@metalhead.clubH This user is from outside of this forum
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              @surdfish

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              • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

                If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

                woe2you@beige.partyW This user is from outside of this forum
                woe2you@beige.partyW This user is from outside of this forum
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                @HailsandAles They'll only cry more if you bite them.

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                • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

                  If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

                  crankyoldbugger@fosstodon.orgC This user is from outside of this forum
                  crankyoldbugger@fosstodon.orgC This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @HailsandAles if your hotdog goes cold because you waited too long, then there will be two people crying.

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                  • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

                    If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

                    _slotek_@mastodon.social_ This user is from outside of this forum
                    _slotek_@mastodon.social_ This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @HailsandAles A one-armed hug is still a hug.

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                    • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

                      If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

                      marcushayes@union.placeM This user is from outside of this forum
                      marcushayes@union.placeM This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @HailsandAles

                      Half their age, plus 7. In minutes.

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                      • _slotek_@mastodon.social_ _slotek_@mastodon.social

                        @HailsandAles A one-armed hug is still a hug.

                        wendigo@metalhead.clubW This user is from outside of this forum
                        wendigo@metalhead.clubW This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @_slotek_ @HailsandAles Man, I'm sorry, but I think you have to trash the hot dog. Nearly same dilemma, days a go...

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                        • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

                          If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

                          mikemccaffrey@drupal.communityM This user is from outside of this forum
                          mikemccaffrey@drupal.communityM This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @HailsandAles @Binder Pretty sure you are obligated to offer them the hot dog first.

                          scrottie@bsd.networkS tjbutt58@infosec.exchangeT 2 Replies Last reply
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                          • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

                            If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

                            soldusty@beige.partyS This user is from outside of this forum
                            soldusty@beige.partyS This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @HailsandAles
                            Take a bite of what?
                            The person or the hotdog? 🤔
                            If, the person, will you be feeding them / letting them eat the hotdog first? 🤷

                            On the other hand, eat hotdog using hand A & hug person (assuming friend or related & appropriate) with hand B.

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                            • wendigo@metalhead.clubW wendigo@metalhead.club

                              @_slotek_ @HailsandAles Man, I'm sorry, but I think you have to trash the hot dog. Nearly same dilemma, days a go...

                              _slotek_@mastodon.social_ This user is from outside of this forum
                              _slotek_@mastodon.social_ This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @wendigo @HailsandAles Was it a taco-related incident? Those can be really tricky.

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                              • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

                                If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

                                libramoon@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
                                libramoon@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @HailsandAles

                                right after you offer it to the crying person

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                                • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

                                  If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

                                  falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
                                  falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @HailsandAles 😂😂

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                                  • surdfish@beige.partyS surdfish@beige.party

                                    @HailsandAles

                                    If you offer them a bite first (they almost never accept), you won't have to wait.

                                    falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
                                    falcennial@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @surdfish @HailsandAles 🤣🤌

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                                    • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

                                      If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

                                      aethervision@sfba.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @HailsandAles Depends on why they were crying. If it’s because they really wanted a hot dog and didn’t have one, I’d distract them to think there was something scary behind them and then eat the hot dog while they were turned around.

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                                      • _slotek_@mastodon.social_ _slotek_@mastodon.social

                                        @wendigo @HailsandAles Was it a taco-related incident? Those can be really tricky.

                                        wendigo@metalhead.clubW This user is from outside of this forum
                                        wendigo@metalhead.clubW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @_slotek_ @HailsandAles Ha! Nope!

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                                        • hailsandales@metalhead.clubH hailsandales@metalhead.club

                                          If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?

                                          minego@pdx.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                                          minego@pdx.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @HailsandAles That depends. Why are they crying? Is it because it was their hot dog? If so, you'd better hurry. Don't give them a chance to get it back.

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