If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles are you George Costanza? Is this some lost Seinfeld plot?
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
If you offer them a bite first (they almost never accept), you won't have to wait.
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If you offer them a bite first (they almost never accept), you won't have to wait.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles They'll only cry more if you bite them.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles if your hotdog goes cold because you waited too long, then there will be two people crying.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles A one-armed hug is still a hug.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
Half their age, plus 7. In minutes.
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@HailsandAles A one-armed hug is still a hug.
@_slotek_ @HailsandAles Man, I'm sorry, but I think you have to trash the hot dog. Nearly same dilemma, days a go...
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles @Binder Pretty sure you are obligated to offer them the hot dog first.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles
Take a bite of what?
The person or the hotdog?
If, the person, will you be feeding them / letting them eat the hotdog first?
On the other hand, eat hotdog using hand A & hug person (assuming friend or related & appropriate) with hand B.
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@_slotek_ @HailsandAles Man, I'm sorry, but I think you have to trash the hot dog. Nearly same dilemma, days a go...
@wendigo @HailsandAles Was it a taco-related incident? Those can be really tricky.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
right after you offer it to the crying person
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
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If you offer them a bite first (they almost never accept), you won't have to wait.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles Depends on why they were crying. If it’s because they really wanted a hot dog and didn’t have one, I’d distract them to think there was something scary behind them and then eat the hot dog while they were turned around.
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@wendigo @HailsandAles Was it a taco-related incident? Those can be really tricky.
@_slotek_ @HailsandAles Ha! Nope!
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles That depends. Why are they crying? Is it because it was their hot dog? If so, you'd better hurry. Don't give them a chance to get it back.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles After just a few minutes you'll be holding a lukewarm dog and the question will no longer be applicable; ergo solved.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
@HailsandAles I guess it depends on how salty you like your hot dog.
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If you’re holding a hot dog and the person you’re talking to is crying, how long do you have to wait to take a bite?
There are two schools of thought on this subject. Regarding the first, you should wait approximately two minutes into their crying before quickly and savagely biting into the hot dog and consuming it. The other is to begin immediately, but draw it out over the course of 30 or so seconds. Really play up the slo-mo effect until it's clear that you have disdain for them and their emotions. Happy trails.
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