Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests...

[jchaven@social.sdf.org]

@KCDOZ

Get rid of the coffee table and you got yourself a hell of a porn pit.

[wooramel@furries.club]

@KCDOZ Sky-hooks.

[mimesatwork@wandering.shop]

@KCDOZ you beam in and out, of course

[iju@mastodon.social]

@KCDOZ

I was thinking more that people used to be more atheltic back in the day, to get out of that, gracefully or not.

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@KCDOZ Women were supposedto be wearing trousers, but the ad-men complained.

[gray17@mastodon.social]

@KCDOZ this looks AI-generated:
- man on the left seems to have three arms
- woman on the right is missing a leg
- woman in the middle is also missing a leg
- in the compartments near us, what is that round silver thing, and how does it fit in there
- whose drinks are on the table

[vwdasher@mymasto.com]

@KCDOZ Does that man have three arms?

[cynthiarose@sfba.social]

@KCDOZ

I’m freaking out. The tech’s all wrong. There’s no way in. There’s no way out. The women are both missing a leg. And the man has three arms. I do not like this donut-couch future!

[mike805@noc.social]

@BackFromTheDud @KCDOZ Combine that with drinking and someone's going on their head. I guess the shag carpet would protect them from brain damage. A truly futuristic system would have a section that moves aside when you approach it.

Also, the circular couches have, ah, limited functionality aside from watching TV. It would work for multiplayer gaming though.

[rupert@mastodon.nz]

@gray17 @KCDOZ I wonder why? Things like this were definitely advertised in the 70s.

[hittitezombie@mastodon.me.uk]

@KCDOZ Are we sure this is not an AI slop version of a 70s ad?

[enema_cowboy@dotnet.social]

@KCDOZ
Does one somersault into their seat?