<![CDATA[Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests...]]>Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests...

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/800ff409-f2b5-4442-99be-5531fb8b1f6f/show-me-a-graceful-way-to-get-out-of-the-future-where-i-don-t-show-my-fanny-to-the-guests...RSS for NodeSat, 13 Jun 2026 10:07:30 GMTFri, 12 Jun 2026 19:10:50 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 22:47:42 GMT]]>@KCDOZ
Does one somersault into their seat?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dotnet.social/users/Enema_Cowboy/statuses/116739569280417051https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dotnet.social/users/Enema_Cowboy/statuses/116739569280417051Fri, 12 Jun 2026 22:47:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 22:23:39 GMT]]>@KCDOZ Are we sure this is not an AI slop version of a 70s ad?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.me.uk/users/hittitezombie/statuses/116739474655403006https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.me.uk/users/hittitezombie/statuses/116739474655403006Fri, 12 Jun 2026 22:23:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 22:00:42 GMT]]>@gray17 @KCDOZ I wonder why? Things like this were definitely advertised in the 70s.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/rupert/statuses/116739384411801612https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/rupert/statuses/116739384411801612Fri, 12 Jun 2026 22:00:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 21:56:24 GMT]]>@BackFromTheDud @KCDOZ Combine that with drinking and someone's going on their head. I guess the shag carpet would protect them from brain damage. A truly futuristic system would have a section that moves aside when you approach it.

Also, the circular couches have, ah, limited functionality aside from watching TV. It would work for multiplayer gaming though.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://noc.social/users/mike805/statuses/116739367532970777https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://noc.social/users/mike805/statuses/116739367532970777Fri, 12 Jun 2026 21:56:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 21:46:54 GMT]]>@KCDOZ

I’m freaking out. The tech’s all wrong. There’s no way in. There’s no way out. The women are both missing a leg. And the man has three arms. I do not like this donut-couch future!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/cynthiarose/statuses/116739330169216520https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/cynthiarose/statuses/116739330169216520Fri, 12 Jun 2026 21:46:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 21:42:01 GMT]]>@KCDOZ Does that man have three arms?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mymasto.com/users/VWDasher/statuses/116739310999247268https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mymasto.com/users/VWDasher/statuses/116739310999247268Fri, 12 Jun 2026 21:42:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 21:41:50 GMT]]>@KCDOZ this looks AI-generated:
- man on the left seems to have three arms
- woman on the right is missing a leg
- woman in the middle is also missing a leg
- in the compartments near us, what is that round silver thing, and how does it fit in there
- whose drinks are on the table

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gray17/statuses/116739310284318577https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/gray17/statuses/116739310284318577Fri, 12 Jun 2026 21:41:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 21:38:50 GMT]]>@KCDOZ Women were supposedto be wearing trousers, but the ad-men complained.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/BackFromTheDud/statuses/116739298468716610https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/BackFromTheDud/statuses/116739298468716610Fri, 12 Jun 2026 21:38:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 20:55:33 GMT]]>@KCDOZ

I was thinking more that people used to be more atheltic back in the day, to get out of that, gracefully or not.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/iju/statuses/116739128252193841https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/iju/statuses/116739128252193841Fri, 12 Jun 2026 20:55:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 20:26:53 GMT]]>@KCDOZ you beam in and out, of course

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/Mimesatwork/statuses/116739015539096627https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/Mimesatwork/statuses/116739015539096627Fri, 12 Jun 2026 20:26:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 19:55:42 GMT]]>@KCDOZ Sky-hooks.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://furries.club/ap/users/115568059185876773/statuses/116738892921730350https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://furries.club/ap/users/115568059185876773/statuses/116738892921730350Fri, 12 Jun 2026 19:55:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 19:27:56 GMT]]>@KCDOZ

Get rid of the coffee table and you got yourself a hell of a porn pit.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.sdf.org/users/jchaven/statuses/114889457441888130https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.sdf.org/users/jchaven/statuses/114889457441888130Fri, 12 Jun 2026 19:27:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 19:25:20 GMT]]>@KCDOZ A self-enclosed raised conversation pit. My god.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://pounced-on.me/users/spottyfox/statuses/116738773507705650https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://pounced-on.me/users/spottyfox/statuses/116738773507705650Fri, 12 Jun 2026 19:25:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Show me a graceful way to get out of the future, where I don't show my fanny to the guests... on Fri, 12 Jun 2026 19:19:04 GMT]]>@KCDOZ Looks very awkward to get in and out of.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.coop/users/Steve/statuses/116738748855072188https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.coop/users/Steve/statuses/116738748855072188Fri, 12 Jun 2026 19:19:04 GMT