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Have you have heard of the saying "to read someone the Riot Act", in the sense of warning someone / telling someone off?

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  • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

    Have you have heard of the saying "to read someone the Riot Act", in the sense of warning someone / telling someone off?

    Have you *actually read* the Riot Act?

    neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN This user is from outside of this forum
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    #10

    Well, the proclamation, anyway...

    simonzerafa@infosec.exchangeS diffractie@glitterkitten.co.ukD troed@swecyb.comT rogerbw@discordian.socialR uastronomer@mastodon.monoceros.co.zaU 8 Replies Last reply
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    • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

      Have you have heard of the saying "to read someone the Riot Act", in the sense of warning someone / telling someone off?

      Have you *actually read* the Riot Act?

      ysegrim@furry.engineerY This user is from outside of this forum
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      #11

      @neil Does reading about it, including Vimes' thoughts, in Terry Pratchet's Night Watch count?

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      • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

        Have you have heard of the saying "to read someone the Riot Act", in the sense of warning someone / telling someone off?

        Have you *actually read* the Riot Act?

        cpy@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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        #12

        @neil Maybe that's a future audiobook? "Neil reads you the Riot Act".

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        • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

          Well, the proclamation, anyway...

          simonzerafa@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #13

          @neil

          In a voice full of pathos and gravitas Neil reads out the 1714 Riot Act Proclamation:

          "Our sovereign lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the act made in the first year of King George, for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God save the King."

          😉

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          • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

            Well, the proclamation, anyway...

            diffractie@glitterkitten.co.ukD This user is from outside of this forum
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            #14

            @neil Okay first of all, I expected a rick roll.

            Second of all, I didn't expect you to sound so distinguished

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            • diffractie@glitterkitten.co.ukD diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk

              @neil Okay first of all, I expected a rick roll.

              Second of all, I didn't expect you to sound so distinguished

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              @diffractie

              I can only apologise for disappointing you on so many levels in one toot.

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              • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                Well, the proclamation, anyway...

                troed@swecyb.comT This user is from outside of this forum
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                #16

                @neil Oh. I think that was in last week's episode of For All Mankind 😄

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                • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                  Have you have heard of the saying "to read someone the Riot Act", in the sense of warning someone / telling someone off?

                  Have you *actually read* the Riot Act?

                  rigrig@akkoma.tubul.netR This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk I know the expression, but am not sure if I've heard it being used outside Jingo.

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                  • simonzerafa@infosec.exchangeS simonzerafa@infosec.exchange

                    @neil

                    In a voice full of pathos and gravitas Neil reads out the 1714 Riot Act Proclamation:

                    "Our sovereign lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the act made in the first year of King George, for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God save the King."

                    😉

                    neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #18

                    @simonzerafa It is in the alt-text for the recording. I can see it on Tusky, but not in the Mastodon web client, but perhaps I am doing something wrong.

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                    • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                      @simonzerafa It is in the alt-text for the recording. I can see it on Tusky, but not in the Mastodon web client, but perhaps I am doing something wrong.

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                      #19

                      @neil

                      I need to check if the ability to add alt text had any known bugs 🤣🤦‍♂️

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                      • simonzerafa@infosec.exchangeS simonzerafa@infosec.exchange

                        @neil

                        I need to check if the ability to add alt text had any known bugs 🤣🤦‍♂️

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                        #20

                        @simonzerafa

                        It added fine, but whether it is visible/accessible in all clients might be a different matter!

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                        • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                          @simonzerafa

                          It added fine, but whether it is visible/accessible in all clients might be a different matter!

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                          #21

                          @neil

                          Indeed!

                          Perhaps a dramatic reading of the Hacker Manifesto for your next performance? 🙂

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                          • simonzerafa@infosec.exchangeS simonzerafa@infosec.exchange

                            @neil

                            Indeed!

                            Perhaps a dramatic reading of the Hacker Manifesto for your next performance? 🙂

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                            @simonzerafa @neil

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                            • simonzerafa@infosec.exchangeS simonzerafa@infosec.exchange

                              @neil

                              Umm. I don't remember them doing so during the various 1980's riots so probably quite archaic.

                              Additional: The AI in my Internet search engine confidently states in was the Criminal Law Act 1967 for England and Wales and 1973 for Scotland and Northern Ireland.

                              That's might even be correct! Not as archaic as I thought 🤷‍♂️

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                              @simonzerafa @neil the text states the act was made in the first year of King George. I don't know which King George it's referring to, but Elizabeth II had been monarch for 15 years by 1967, so I'm going to go out on a limb and say the AI is spouting bollocks.

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                              • rpbook@gts.phillipsuk.orgR rpbook@gts.phillipsuk.org

                                @simonzerafa @neil the text states the act was made in the first year of King George. I don't know which King George it's referring to, but Elizabeth II had been monarch for 15 years by 1967, so I'm going to go out on a limb and say the AI is spouting bollocks.

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                                @rpbook @simonzerafa

                                Those dates probably relate to the *revocation* of the Act, rather than the Act itself.

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                                • simonzerafa@infosec.exchangeS simonzerafa@infosec.exchange

                                  @neil

                                  Indeed!

                                  Perhaps a dramatic reading of the Hacker Manifesto for your next performance? 🙂

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                                  @simonzerafa I might have done that - I don't recall.

                                  I've definitely done the Declaration of Independence of Cyberspace.

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                                  • rpbook@gts.phillipsuk.orgR rpbook@gts.phillipsuk.org

                                    @simonzerafa @neil the text states the act was made in the first year of King George. I don't know which King George it's referring to, but Elizabeth II had been monarch for 15 years by 1967, so I'm going to go out on a limb and say the AI is spouting bollocks.

                                    rpbook@gts.phillipsuk.orgR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @simonzerafa @neil Wikipedia says it came into force in 1715 and was repealed in England and Wales in 1967.
                                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riot_Act

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                                    • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                                      Have you have heard of the saying "to read someone the Riot Act", in the sense of warning someone / telling someone off?

                                      Have you *actually read* the Riot Act?

                                      rpbook@gts.phillipsuk.orgR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @neil I think I voted wrong, but I can't change it.

                                      I voted "Heard of it, not read it". I've read the proclamation before, but not the full act.

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                                      • rpbook@gts.phillipsuk.orgR rpbook@gts.phillipsuk.org

                                        @neil I think I voted wrong, but I can't change it.

                                        I voted "Heard of it, not read it". I've read the proclamation before, but not the full act.

                                        neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #28

                                        @rpbook Fortunately it is just a fun fedi poll, and really doesn't matter 🙂

                                        But yes, I imagine that most people who have clicked "read it" have read only a sub-section of it.

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                                        • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                                          Well, the proclamation, anyway...

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                                          #29

                                          @neil The trick these days is getting a group of twelve or more people.

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